Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees
inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why
are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level
regularly .

Q : What is the full form of singh
Ans : S-sardar, I-insaan, N-nahi, G-gadha, H-hai.

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of
THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

Boy said I rub this world , rub this world, rub this world .......
His friend standing besides said I don't give you ruber.

Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get
engaged, will u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"

 A Pakistani guy, an Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the Pakistani guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The Indian guy is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. The old woman is thinking: That Indian guy must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped. The Indian guy is thinking: "Damn it, that Pakistani guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead." The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Indian guy must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped." The Pakistani is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian guy again."

then he went to his father he said to his father that every one hit me.his father say if anyone bit u say no no.then he went to baker.the baker said that u want bun he said no no. then he went to boxer the boxer said that u remember yesterdays punch he said no no then boxer gave him a punch.

then he went to his father he said to his father that every one hit me.his father say if anyone bit u say nice nice.then then he went to baker.the baker said u liked the bun he said nice nice. then he went to boxer the boxer said my mother died he said nice nice the boxer gave him another punch.

 little brother:i m stronger than TARZAN.
big brother:what makes u think so?
little brother: i can beat my chest without yelling

On the other day when the master asked to his student if he have learned geography or not.

The boy replied:

"Yesterday I saw on the television that a leader said in his speech that they will change picture of the world, that's why I did'nt learned geography.

 Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

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