[<3 Delve inside the Bag] Say what now?

Wanna know whats inside my bag? Well you dont really have an option so lets take a look inside the murky Depths of Da Da Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [Cough] Dude its a bag! ah right so...

[©] Pink Beany Hat
[©] My Purse
[©] Empty Packet of Fags
[©] College Folder
[©] My Calculator
[©] Make-Up
[+] Pink Beany Hat Err dunno what its doing in here because i hardly ever wear it but its in there so. I made Jamie buy it me from the market mwahaha because i wanted a beanie like Matt and Rich.

[+] My Purse Well im in need of a new one thats for sure, it has a boots voucher in it [God damnit thats been there for ever], my college cards...with those G.A.Y photos on them and Coppers...WTF!

[+] Empty Packet of Fags Why your asking? Well i dont wnna put them in the bin as Dad isnt to partial to me smoking, he knows i do it but he thinks i have one every now and then...which is so far off the truth...but here i am broadcasting it on the net...dont matter he cant use the bloody thing anyway!

[+] College Folder Arghhhh i hate this stupid Asshat!no matter which way i bend, fold or throw it, it never gets the way i want it..which is inevitably Burnt to a Singe! But yeah it has my college work in it and the folder is half dead anyway where it was magically prone to an arsen attack [Shrugs]

[+] Calculator Are you happy now Eliza..Eh huh?Bahhhh its only in there because my maths teacher turns in to a whiny Wankstrap if i dont bring it one day out of like 12 months! Such a Pleb!

[+] Make-Up I need it Okay...otherwise i look like Hell and we cant risk that now can we?

[+] Notice how i dont have a pen in here ROFLMAO


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