A cop comes around a curve in the road and sees a bad accident. A man and a woman are both dead from a car crash. The accident seems to have no explanation but he looks up on the hill and sees a monkey waving his arms at him as if to say something. The cop says, "Hey monkey...you know what happened?"
Monkey: Motioning with his arms drinking a bottle of some kind.
Cop: "They were drinking?"
Monkey: Nods his head vigorously.
Cop: "What else?"
Monkey: Mimes smoking a joint.
Cop: "They were smoking dope?"
Monkey: Nods head vigorously.
Cop: "There must have been more. This is a very strange accident. Monkey! What else?"
Monkey: Mimics sexual relations.
Cop: "They were screwing?"
Monkey: Nods head vigorously.
Cop: "This still doesn't make any sense. Hey Monkey, what were you doing to know all this?"
Monkey: Makes motion as if he were driving and looking behind him...
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