Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q: Why don't men blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop and ask for directions.
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys 2 cases of beer.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: what do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.
Q: What did God say after creating Adam.
A: "I must be able to do better than that.
Q: What did God say after creating Eve?
A: "Practice makes perfect."
Q: How are men like parking stalls?
A: Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at single's bars have in common?
A: They are all married.
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