TOP 10 SIGNS YOU HIRED THE WRONG KID TO MOW YOUR LAWN

10. He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag.
9. On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled sillhouettes of 13 cats.
8. Stops frequently to nap inside the grass catcher.
7. Aways trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades with his head.
6. You notice him shoving the last of his clothes into the mulcher.
5. He's fascinated by the deails of your home security system.
4. Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings.
3. Somehow manages to mow the good ornament off your Lexus.
2. Turns a goat loose and says he'll be back in 3 weeks.
1. No toes.

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