15 LAWS FOR WOMEN TO LIVE BY

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
Never let your man's mind wander - it's too small to be out on it's own.
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are to old for it.
Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye opener.
If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.
If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
Remember, a sense of humour doesn't mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
Sadly, all men were created equal.