Little Billy - Education at it's Best

The 6th grade teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part
increases to 10 times it's size when stimulated?"

No one answered until Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be
asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents and
they will go and tell the principal and he'll fire you!"

With a sneer on her face, she sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and
asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times it's size
when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open, then she said to those around her, "Boy, is
she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously and said, "The body part
that increase to 10 times it's size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued,
"as for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

1. You have a very dirty mind,

2. you didn't read your homework, and

3. one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

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