Little Billy on Philosophy

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Billy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

"The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little Billy says, "I have a question for you. There are 3 women sitting on
a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose, the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which little Billy replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding
ring on,' but I like your thinking."





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