Legend has hit that there is a restaurant in New York where, in the ladies' room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie --*poof*-- you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
So, a red head of questionable looks walks into the ladies' room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." --*poof*-- The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm losing weight." --*poof*-- The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." --*poof*--