| S club 7 |
| there ain't no party like an s club funeral |
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| S club 7 is a boy/girl group who lip sync and can't dance.Off course,they don't play instruments.Who do you think they are?real artists?Noo way..The girls are whores and the guys are fags.Here's some facts about them: Tina: Ever seen the "Bring it all back"video and started to laugh because of their weird dancesteps?Well,Tina made them.She is also the ugliest girl in the band,who never ever get to sing.Thank God for that! Jon:He is gay,and the youngest member of the band(18 or 19).As you can see on the picture,he masturbates a lot and I guess he's thinking about how Paul and Bradley look naked..eeeew!! Rachel:She was nominated the second sexiest woman in the world.I think she is ugly,and she doesn't have a talent in singing,dancing,lip syncing or anything else that has to do with popmusic.She is worse than Spice girls in acting,too. Paul:He is very ugly,and just because he used to be a member in a REAL band,doesn't make him cool. Hannah:At the beginning of S club 7,she was all that "cute and innocent".But now she wants to be bad and sexy.It's childish to change your image that fast,and she'll never be sexy.But she can be a slut,if she wanna be that.Just be like those girls in the dumb pop-sluts section... Bradley:He is sooo childish.It looks like he's trying to be cool.Maybe he wants to change his image and be bad and sexy,like Hannah wants..Well,Bradley.You'll never make it. Jo:I bet she looks like her dad,cause I think she looks like a man.Adivce to Jo:Use make-up and get long and curly hair.Maybe a wig?You might not be pretty,but you WILL look more like a girl.. |
| ......That's it..By the way,their new single "Don't stop movin'"sucks.The boys sounds gay,and Jo is screaming(like always..) |