I've learned that my daddy can say a lot of words I can't. -- age 8

I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it mom makes me clean it up. -- age 13

I've learned that you can be in love with four girls at the same time. -- age 9

I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. -- age 7

I've learned that you can't judge boys by the way they look. -- age 12

I've learned that you should never jump out of a second story window using a sheet for a parachute. -- age 10

I've learned that parents are very hard to live with. -- age 12

I've learned that sometimes the tooth fairy doesn't always come. Sometimes he's broke. -- age 8

I've learned that if you talk too long on the phone with a girl, your parents suspect something is going on. -- age 11

I've learned that girls sweat just as much as boys. -- age 11

I've learned if you put a June bug down a girls dress, she goes crazy. -- age 6

I've learned that it always makes me feel good to see my parents holding hands. -- age 13

I've learned that milk helps keep your bones from bending over. -- age 7

I've learned that the teacher always calls on me the time I don't know the answer. -- age 9

I've learned that the older I get the less attention I get. -- age 6