|
|
|
Top 10 reasons to buy a new car... |
| 10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places. |
| 9. Instead of an air bag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel. |
| 8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped. |
| 7. The 15 minute JiffyLube needs to keep your car for 3 days. |
| 6. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?" |
| 5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal "The Club." |
| 4. While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt. |
| 3. For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while in the driveway. |
| 2. You keep losing dates on left turns. |
| 1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups. |
