AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING!!!
Item # 0000000666

Artificial friend or companion.


BUY THIS CRAPOLA!!!!

 



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Currently a zillion dollars First bid $12.00
Quantity 1 # of bids 256  bid history
Time left 6 days, 22 min. Location North America
Country USA
Started June-14-01 1:23:37 PDT mail this auction to a friend
Ends uhhh... sometime this week.. um, i mean,... carry the three, monday, tuesday, wed...- oh, hell! i dunno!!! request a gift alert
 Seller (Rating)

 Funnyjenkins(69)

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 High bid  Jerkypants(4)    

Payment

Shipping

CA$H, and lots of it!!! Also acceptable: Gold.

Winner pays all. ALL, I SAY!!!!!!

   
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Description

 
  Today, and today only, you can be the proud owner of a real life, vintage, original HUMAN BEING!!! You can use him for many things!!! You can have him as your own personal friend, an assistant, or just someone to leave the lights on when you leave the house to ward off intruders!!! Remember; human beings are living creatures, too, so remember to feed him, take him for walks, and hug him. Shipping is $75.00, well worth it for your very own HUMAN BEING!!! Makes a great gift!!! Give him away as a birthday or holiday gift!!!



 

Bidding

Opening bid $12.00

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How to Bid
  
  1. Register to bid - if you haven't already. I mean, how stupid do ya have ta be to try and use xbay without an account???  
  2. Learn about this seller - read feedback comments left by others, see if he's some crazed lunatic, bent on slashing you to bits through the mail.  
  3. Know the details - read the item description and payment & shipping terms closely, Make sure the thing your buying isn't a piece of crap. (yeah, right!!!)  
  4. If you have questions - contact the seller www.oocities.org/funnyjenkins before you bid.  
  5. Place your bid, moron!!!  

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