Funnypages 2001


Hard to read the paper with the "library" on fire.

The Year's Best Headlines


  1.     Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
  2.     Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash
  3.     Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
  4.     Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
  5.     Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  6.     Eye Drops Off Shelf
  7.     Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  8.     Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
  9.     Miners Refuse to Work after Death
  10.   Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  11.   Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
  12.   Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  13.   Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
  14.   Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
  15.   Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  16.   Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
  17.   Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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