Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were
sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one
evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I
know just what you're wanting, and for $5.00 I'll have
sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10.00 I'll do it with you on
that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take
you back to my room, light some candles, and give you
the most romantic evening you've ever had in your
life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple
minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls
out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room,"
says the old man.
"Hell, no," replies the old lady. "I want four times
in the rocking chair.
