CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask
    "Got enough air in there?"
 STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall
    without getting off.
 WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
    open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open
    themselves.
 GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call
    you Admiral.
 MEOW occasionally.
 STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror:
    "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
 SAY -DING at each floor.
 SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
 MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button,
 STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce:
    "I have new socks on."
 WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your
    beeper?"
 TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
 DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
   other passengers: "This is my personal space."
 WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on
    the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
 PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and
    go back for more.
 ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the
    wrong ones.
 HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After
    a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day
    been?"
 DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up,
    then scream: "That's mine!"
 BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
 PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures
    and exits with the Passengers.
 SWAT at flies that don't exist.
 CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.