To Technical Support:
Last year I upgraded from GirlFriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches
during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, BoysNightOut 2.5 and Saturday Football
5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem
to keep Wife 10 in the background while attempting to run some of my other
favourite applications.
I am thinking about going back to GirlFriend 7.0, but the unistall does
not work on this program. Can you help me, please?
Thanks
Someone
Dear Someone:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from GirlFriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.
It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back
to GirlFriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause
GirlFriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from
the system once installed. You cannot go back to GirlFriend 7.0 because
Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install GirlFriend
8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under “Warnings Alimony/Child support”. I recommend
you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed
myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General
Partnership Faults (GPF’s). You must assume all responsibility for faults
and problems that might occur, regardless of this cause. The best course
of action will be to Enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid
excessive use the Esc key because ultimately you will have to give the
APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The
system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPF’s.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying
additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife
1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Technical Support.
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