HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. 
SHE I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. 

HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? 
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice. 

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? 
SHE: I must’ve been given your share. 

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? 
SHE Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend. 

HE: Your face must turn a few heads. 
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. 

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out. 
SHE Okay, get out. 

HE: I think I could make you very happy. 
SHE Why? Are you leaving? 

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? 
SHE Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time. 

HE Can I have your name? 
SHE Why? Don’t you already have one? 

HE: Shall we go see a movie? 
SHE I’ve already seen it. 

HE: Where have you been all my life? 
SHE: Hiding from you. 

HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before? 
SHE. That’s why I don’t go there anymore. 

HE: Is this seat empty? 
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down 

HE: So, what do you do for a living? 
SHE: I’m a female impersonator. 

HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign? 
SHE: Do not enter. 

HE: Your body is like a temple. 
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. 

HE: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy. 
SHE: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing. 

HE: Where have you been all my life? 
SHE: Where I’ll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.