Girls' English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
"It's your decision" = “The correct decision
should be obvious by now!”
" Do what u want" = "You'll pay 4 this later!
"
"We need to talk" = "I need to bitch. "
"Sure......Go ahead" = "I don't want you too.
"
" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u
stupid moron!
" How much do u love me?" = "I did something
today your not goin' like me 4. "
"Is my butt fat?" = "Tell me I'm beautiful.
"
" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just
agree with me.
" Are you listening to me?" = "Too late, you're
dead! "
Guy's English
" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
" I'm tired " - I'm tired
" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually
like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully
like to have sex with you.
" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully
like to have sex with you.
" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully
like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress" = "Nice cleavage."
" You look tensed, let me give you a massage"
= "I want to fondle you."
" What's wrong? " = "What meaningless self
inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?"
" What's wrong?" = "I guess sex tonight is
out of the question. "
"I'm bored" = "Do you want to have sex? "
" I love you" = "Let's have sex right now.
"
" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better
have sex now!
" Let's talk" = "I am trying to impress you
by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with
me! "
" Will you marry me?" = "I want to make it
illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys. "
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