6. You have a poster on your wall of the Linux penguin.

5. You’re mad because all your friends got goodnight kisses after prom, but your sister just slugged you in the arm and said “Thanks, bro.”

4. You think having twice as many computers as there are people in the house is a bare minimum.

3. In your little black book, you list the girls you know in order by IP address.

2. You can type faster than you can speak.

1. If, by some happy accident, you someday have kids, you want to name them after your favourite fonts.