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He thinks: Yeah, and keep it up and I'm never gonna call. She says: We never go anywhere. He thinks: What do you call going to the movies last week? She says: You think I'm fat. He thinks: I never even thought about it, but now that you mention it …. She says: I saw you flirt with her. He thinks: I was just being friendly. VERSION 2 He says: Oh, I am sorry. I just got so carried away with my meeting. I really apologize. She says: I know how hard it is for us to find the time to go out. But let's see if we can make it to the lake this weekend. He says: Sounds like a good idea. She says: Honey, when you said I could stand to lose weight, it hurt my feelings. He says: I never said that. I just agreed with you. I love you the way you are. If you choose to lose weight or not, it's fine with me. She says: Did you think she was pretty? He says: She's okay, but I think you're even prettier. |