2) A mother took her three-year-old daughter
to church for the first time. The church lights were lowered, and
then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles. All was quiet
until the 3 yr.-old started to sing in a loud voice "Happy Birthday to
you..."
3) A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Joe 5 and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Joe turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!" 4) A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year old daughter and said, "would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?" |