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1) A four year old, still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage So, one day, the Father got out their wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to the four year old. Once finished, the Father asked if she had any questions, and she replied, "Oh, I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us?" 

2) A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time.  The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles. All was quiet until the 3 yr.-old started to sing in a loud voice "Happy Birthday to you..."
 

3) A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Joe 5 and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Joe turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

4) A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year old daughter and said, "would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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