| 2B or not 2B | To Be Or Not To Be |
| 4ever | Forever |
| A/S/L | Age/Sex/Location |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard |
| AIAMU | And I'm A Monkey's Uncle |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AKA | Also Known As |
| AMBW | All My Best Wishes |
| ANFAWFOWS | And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor |
| AOTS | All Of The Sudden |
| ASAFP | As Soon As "Friggin" Possible |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ATST | At The Same Time |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again |
| AWGTHTGTTSA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again |
| AYSOS | Are You Stupid Or Something |
| B4 | Before |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| BBFBBM | Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel |
| BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Few |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBN | Bye Bye Now |
| BCNU | Be Seein' You |
| BFD | Big F***ing Deal |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BHOF | Bald Headed Old Fart |
| BIF | Basis In Fact |
| BITD | Back In The Day |
| BM | Byte Me |
| BMOTA | Byte Me On The Ass |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BOHICA | Bend Over Here It Comes Again |
| BR | Bathroom |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRT | Be Right There |
| BS | Big Smile |
| BT | Byte This |
| BTDT | Been There Done That |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Sh** Out Of Me |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know? |
| BWO | Black, White or Other |
| CIAO | Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CID | Consider It Done |
| CIO | Check It Out |
| CIS | CompuServe Information Service |
| CMF | Count My Fingers |
| Cof$ | Church of Scientology |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember a F***ing Thing |
| CRAWS | Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** |
| CSL | Can't Stop Laughing |
| CTC | Choking The Chicken |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass |
| CYL | See You Later |
| DBEYR | Don't Believe Everything You Read |
| DD | Due Diligence |
| DDD | Direct Distance Dial |
| DETI | Don't Even Think It |
| DGT | Don't Go There |
| DHYB | Don't Hold Your Breath |
| DILLIGAD | Do I Look Like I Give A Damn |
| DILLIGAS | Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** |
| DKDC | Don't Know Don't Care |
| DLTM | Don't Lie To Me |
| DQYDJ | Don't Quit You're Day Job |
| DRIB | Don't Read If Busy |
| DYSTSOTT | Did You See The Size Of That Thing |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EOM | End Of Message |
| ESO | Equipment Smarter than Operator |
| F2F | Face-to-Face |
| FBKS | Failure Between Keyboard and Seat |
| FE | Fatal Error |
| FF&PN | Fresh Fields and Pastures New |
| FO | F*** Off |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FTTB | For The Time Being |
| FUBAR | *Fudged* Up Beyond All Recognition |
| FUBB | "Fudged* Up Beyond Belief |
| FUD | (Spreading) Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FYA | For Your Amusement |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| FYM | For Your Misinformation |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GG | Good Game or Gotta Go |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I'd Said That |
| GL | Good Luck |
| GLYASDI | God Loves You And So Do I |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GNBLFY | Got Nothing But Love For You |
| GR&D | Grinning Running And Ducking |
| GR8 | Great |
| GRRRR | "Growling" |
| GSOAS | Go Sit On A Snake |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTGB | Got To Go, Bye |
| GTGP | Got To Go Pee |
| GTH | Go To Hell |
| GTSY | Glad To See Ya |
| GYPO | Get Your Pants Off |
| HAGO | Have A Good One |
| HAK | Hugs And Kisses |
| HB | Hurry Back |
| HD | Hold |
| HHO1/2K | Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HHOK | Ha Ha, Only Kidding |
| HIOOC | Help! I'm Out of Coffee |
| HTH | Hope This (That) Helps |
| HUA | Heads Up Ace |
| HUYA | Head Up Your A** |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IBT | In Between Technology |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| IC | In Character |
| IDGAF | I Don't Give A *Fudge* |
| IDGI | I Don't Get It |
| IDK | I Don't Know |
| IDKY | I Don't Know You |
| IDST | I Didn't Say That |
| IDTS | I Don't Think So |
| IFAB | I Found A Bug |
| IFU | I F***ed Up |
| IGGP | I Gotta Go Pee |
| IIIO | Intel Inside, Idiot Outside |
| IIMAD | If It Makes An(y) Difference |
| IIRC | If I Remember Correctly |
| IIWM | If It Were Me |
| ILICISCOMK | I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard |
| ILY | I Love You |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| INMP | It's Not My Problem |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| IOH | I'm Outta Here |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| ISS | I Said So |
| ITM | In The Money |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYSS | If You Say So |
| J/C | Just Checking |
| J/K | Just Kidding! |
| J/W | Just Wondering |
| JAFO | Just Another F***ing Onlooker |
| KFY | Kiss For You |
| KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid |
| KIT | Keep In Touch |
| KMA | Kiss My Ass |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean |
| KYPO | Keep Your Pants On |
| L8R | Later |
| LD | Long Distance |
| LDTTWA | Let's Do The Time Warp Again |
| LLTA | Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause |
| LMAO | Laughing My Ass Off |
| LMK | Let Me Know |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love) |
| LTIC | Laughing 'Til I Cry |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LYL | Love Ya Lots |
| LYLAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You |
| MM | Market Maker |
| MorF | Male or Female? |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| MOTSS | Members Of The Same Sex |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MWBRL | More Will Be Revealed Later |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| NAK | Nursing At Keyboard |
| NAZ | Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NBIF | No Basis In Fact |
| NFI | No F***ing Idea |
| NFW | No F***ing Way |
| NG | New Game |
| NIFOC | Nude In Front Of The Computer |
| NM | Never Mind |
| NMP | Not My Problem |
| NOYB | None Of Your Business |
| NP | No Problem |
| NQOCD | Not Quite Our Class Dear |
| NRG | Energy |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| NYCFS | New York City Finger Saluet |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OBTW | Oh By The Way |
| OIC | Oh, I see |
| OMDB | Over My Dead Body |
| OMG | Oh My Gosh |
| OMIK | Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again |
| OOC | Out Of Character |
| OOTB | Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue |
| OT | Off Topic |
| OTOH | On the Other Hand |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| OZ | stands for "Australia" |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard |
| PIMP | Peeing In My Pants |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| PLS | Please |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PO | Piss Off |
| POV | Point of View |
| RBTL | Read Between The Lines |
| RL | Real Life |
| RLF | Real Life Friend |
| RMLB | Read My Lips Baby |
| RMMM | Read My Mail Man! |
| RN | Right Now! |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTM | Right On The Money |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RTFM | Read The *Fantastic* Manual |
| RTK | Return To Keyboard |
| RTM | Read The Manual |
| RU | Are You? |
| SBTA | Sorry, Being Thick Again |
| SH | Sh** Happens |
| SITD | Still In The Dark |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal, All F***ed Up |
| SOL | Sh** Out of Luck |
| SorG | Straight or Gay? |
| SSDD | Same Sh** Different Day |
| STFU | Shut The F*** Up |
| STM | Spank The Monkey |
| STYS | Speak To You Soon |
| SUYF | Shut Up You Fool |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| SWAK | Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss |
| SWDYT | So What Do You Think? |
| TAH | Take A Hike |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F***ed Up |
| TDTM | Talk Dirty To Me |
| TEOTWAWKI | The End Of The World As We Know It |
| TFN | Thanks For Nothin' |
| THX or TX or THKS | Thanks |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TIAIL | Think I Am In Love |
| TIC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TLA | Three Letter Acronym |
| TLGO | The List Goes On |
| TM | Trust Me |
| TMI | Too Much Information |
| TMTOWTDI | There's More Than One Way To Do It |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TSR | Totally Stuck in RAM |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTT | That's The Ticket -or- To The Top |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later |
| TWHAB | This Won't Hurt A Bit |
| TY | Thank You |
| TYVM | Thank You Very Much |
| unPC | unPolitically Correct |
| URYY4M | You Are Too Wise For Me |
| VFM | Value For Money |
| WAG | Wild Ass Guess |
| WAI | What An Idiot |
| WB | Welcome Back |
| WCA | Who Cares Anyway |
| WDYS | What Did You Say? |
| WDYT | What Do You Think? |
| WE | Whatever |
| WEG | Wicked Evil Grin |
| WG | Wicked Grin |
| WGAFF | Who Gives A Flying F*** |
| WIIFM | What's In It For Me? |
| WIT | Wordsmith In Training |
| WITFITS | What in the F*** is this Sh** |
| WOG | Wise Old Guy |
| WRT | With Regard To |
| WTF | What The F*** |
| WTG | Way To Go! |
| WTSDS | Where The Sun Don't Shine |
| WYP | What's Your Problem? |
| WYRN | What's Your Real Name? |
| WYS | Whatever You Say |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| WYT | Whatever You Think |
| YA | Yet Another |
| YA yaya | Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) |
| YAFIYGI | You Asked For It You Got It |
| YDKM | You Don't Know Me |
| YGBK | You Gotta Be Kiddin' |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
| YNK | You Never Know |
| YOYO | You're On Your Own |
| YR | Yeah Right |
| YSYD | Yeah, Sure You Do |
| YTTT | You Telling The Truth? |
| YYSSW | Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever |
