"James, the internet is a place where absolutely
nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that."
--Strong Bad

My tribute to Homestarrunner.com and its characters! If you haven't visited the actual site, Homestarrunner.com, I don't know what you're doing here. Get over there and check it out, then come back here! I suggest watching a couple Strong Bad emails first (especially good for first timers: new hands, website, little questions, guitar, trevor the vampire, action figure, and so many others, in no particular order). Also watch the "First time here" toon. It's pretty hilarious.

My favorite characters are Strong Bad and Strong Sad.

Also, lately I really like Coach Z.

"Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight pants." --Coach Z

Favorite Quotes!

"There needs to be a better word for weird." --Strong Sad
"BALEETED!" --Homestar Runner
"Trogdor, strikes again!" --Strong Bad
"That's not an improvement!" --Strong Sad
"Come on, come get in the boat, fish!" --Strong Bad
"What part of 'meet us at the stick' didn't he understand?" --Strong Bad
"Hey Strong Bad! I brought back your fondue pot...uh, wha? There's words on this television." --Homestar Runner
"Too much of a good this is an awesome thing, but too much of an awesome thing is....umm...dumb...and bad." --Strong Bad
"I am still awesome. Seriously." --Strong Bad
"And I could sit on it when I get tired. Sit down right there on the bucket." --Strong Bad
"I'm Carmen freakin' Sandiego!" --Strong Bad
"I'm sad that I'm flying." --Strong Sad
"Welcome to Homestarrunner.net. It's dot com!" --Homestar Runner.
"Stiny! Get me a danish!" --Strong Bad
"I have a crush on EVERY BOY!!" --The Ugly One
"So, I guess I'm going to this frat party. That's pretty hilarious." --Strong Bad
"Hey Strong Sad, Batman. What are you guys doing inside my house?" --Homestar Runner
"Uh, do you think we can stop now?" --Strong Sad "Keep it rolling!" --Strong Mad
"Just the claps!" --Strong Bad
"I don't care about the crosswords man! Just the jumbles! The jumbles!" --Strong Bad
"You wouldn't happen to have a gun on your side of the island would you?" --Strong Bad
"Hey Strong Bad! Are we rescued yet?" -Homestar "You're gonna need to get rescued in a second if you don't quit asking me that!" -Stong Bad
"Why you lazy crap-for-crap!" -Strong Bad
"Aw! A fun size candy bar! Tell me, what's fun about eating less candy?? Maybe if I had a whole bag of them it would be fun." --Strong Bad
"Oh...a handful of change. I guess I can use this to buy some candy. So....thank you, for adding a step to my halloween process." --Homestar
"I remembered this time when all the other kids started liking me, and I thought it was because I started wearing this shirt that said "I'm Number 1" on it, but it turned out, it was all because I had a pool." --Strong Sad

More Quotes!

Elizabeth's Guide to Strong Bad's Emails!

What do I think of each email? Which are my personal favorites?
Click the bad graphics ghost or here to find out!

Wallpaper!

**Note: Of course everything on my Homestar tribute site is copyrighted to the creators of Homestarrunner.com, the Brothers Chaps. Many thanks to them for creating such a fantastic website for us all to enjoy!