Zena--"It's dat thingie we always see on TV...
da Arc di Somethin'!"

Stan--"Is it di Arc di McDonald's? I'm hungry fur some fries in mayonnaise,
like I heard about!"

Zena--"And here we is, at da Eiffel Tower!
I can't belief we'z here!"

Zena--"Oh, Stanny, I think we spent way too much money!"

Stan--"Silly Zenie, you forgots I brought Mommy's credit card!"

Zena--"Oh yeah! You're so reliable, Stanny!"

Zena--"Oooh, let's get some wine 'n purr-fume!
And I got some special Parisian nip fur you!"

Stan--"Tanks! And this is fur you, my sweet Luffmonkey!"
It's a necklace to match da ring I gived you."

Zena--"Oh, TANK YOU, my sweet and darling honeypie!"

Zena--"Par-ee is da fashion capital of da world,
so since we here, we gotta haf a photo shoot! ...
Stanny, you looks most hansome!"

Stan--"I feel so sophisticated, like Morris...
but you, my dear, look like a moofie star!"

Zena--(blush)

Zena--"Oh, Par-ee! Da most romanticest place in da world!
Will you snuggle wif me Luffy?"

Stan--"Here we are on da Eurorail goin' to our next destination.
We are tired and sleepy...."

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