Lucille: "Hey, where did everybody go?"

Dog: "I don't know! I hope they let us have some privacy. Between all your brothers, the d*g, and living hundreds of miles apart, we just don't get enough Private Time."

Lucille: "I know. Now let's get to the giving part!"

Dog: "OK! Here's is a gift for you. It wasn't on your list, and I can return it if you don't like it."

(Dog hands Lucille a gift...)

Lucille: "Oh, sweet Dog, a gift for me? Why, thank you!"

(Lucille rips the paper off the gift in record time...)

Lucille: "It's beautiful! Is it for chewing?"

Dog: "Nope, it's mistletoe. You'll get an upset tummy if you chew on it. It's fur holdin over your head so I can kiss ya!

Lucille: "REALLY??? Well, since you insist!"