Captain Lemmuel Cliffdiver
is actually a man from New Jersey who used to be assistant manager at a pizzaria. It was Mi, a strange, merry little sprite who granted Lem's wish for adventure by transporting him to this strange reality where animals walk upright, speak, and sail the high seas.
Mi, the sprite.
A mischevous little elf, Mi finds humans who are miserable and brings them to this, his favorite reality, giving them new bodies and new lives. When around the locals, Mi assumes the form of a muskrat, and acts as the Captain's Yeoman.
Bob Applecart
is the ship's cook. He's always fixing up some bizarre gastronomical delight, without always stopping to consider which of the species among the crew can eat whatever he's making.
Cote D'arms
is said to have come from a family with the sea in its veins... or is that a vain family in the sea? Cote is the Fuzzy Doom's Helmsman, and a born swashbuckler, having eight equally good sword arms.
Jekyll Eekbeak the fourth
is the Doom's lookout. He's a friendly sort, always ready to lend a wing and do whetever needs to be done, as well as what doesn't. A touch loud and hyperactive, Jekyll is believed to dip into the weasel-juice a bit to often.
Caleb Forepaw
is your typical cat, in that he's a loud-voiced ham who can't keep his yap shut. Fortunately, he can carry a tune better than most cats can. He keeps the crew entertained with songs both boistrous and mellow, and he never passes up an opportunity to perform.
Rikkets Quickpaw IV
Formerly Ryan Fortbaum, a rather frustrated corporate cog. Though gruff, he's got a heart of gold. Rikkets tends the cargo hold with its treasure, including a growing library.
Lindy Lashtail
Used to be Lindy morris of Valle Del Sol, Arizona. Mi took her from the role of a poor, crippled divorcee and made her the most feared femme by pirates and a popular pussycat among her crewmates.
Weasely Mike
Was once a raccoon from the Procyon Republic. When caught trying to steal some jewelry, his intended victim cast a spell which turned him into a weasel. Now, Mike uses his weasel form to make himself an even better thief, and serves the Fuzzy Doom as a burglar and spy.
Xan the Rat
Is the keeper of the brig. He is also (though most of the crew don't know it) the son of Lindy Lashtail, from a time when both of them were human.