BE A SKUNK

Have you ever wanted to be one of the worlds stinkiest and most lovable furry critters? Well now you can!
For the low cost of one skunk related photo or artwork, I will personally morph you into a skunk!
Just send your Real Life picture and one skunk picture to my owner's e-mail adress.

Not sure about becoming a skunk? Just listen to these satisfied customers!

I used to get picked on by bullies all the time. Now, thanks to a nifty set of stink glands, my friends and enemies alike leave me alone. Thanks, Duster!
-Gornul Eaves

It's the fur, man. Chicks dig the fur.
-Sandfur

Since I became a skunk, I've made a million in real estate with no money down, lost six hundred pounds, and been elected president of several large countries!
-Jesse Roo

Ever since I became a skunkmorph, I've found it easy to discourage muggers from taking advantage of me. I've sold my gun and knife and found that it's just easy to spray people. The fur has saved me a fortune in winter clothing and with these wonderfull white stripes, I never have to worry about style. Best of all, my big floofy tail seems to attract the ladies!
-Bud Bennett

Now that I've become a skunkmorph, I finally have a driver's licence photo I can live with!
-Linnaeus

Gotta love that skunky tail...all nice and fluffy and oh-so-cute. :)-Cerene Mephit

Duster, this isn't funny. I'm supposed to be an otter, not a skunk. Duster? Duster, where are you hiding?
-Oren the Otter