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Lashr1999's Top 2 Peeves


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#1. They're in every magazine, frayed, faded and dirty, but with huge price tags. You guessed it new jeans that are made to look worn by designers.  I mean get real, we know that the person wearing those sandblasted jeans never once saw the desert or even played in the sandbox with those jeans.  People who work hard in jeans have wear stains as perfectly even as these.

Here's a deal buy a pair of jeans send them to me and I'll drag them through the mud for an hour.  I'll send them back to you for $20 plus shipping costs.  Any takers?

 

#2. People especially friends who send chain emails.  Why can't some people just hit the delete key? If you don't know what a chain email is here's an example in teal:

~*~ a TeSt~*~ DoN't DeLeTe!!!

Read the whole thing!

Ok here is the trick, 
Get a pen and a paper and then answer these simple questions!

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Read it all!
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Dont lie!
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STOP!!!


Ok. r u ready?
OK.

~#1. Out of these which do u have; blue, brown, green, or hazel eyes?

~#2. Do you have dark or light color hair?

~#3. What is ur fav color out of these; pink, orange, purple, green, blue, red, or black?

~#4. Which do you prefer hot weather or cold weather?

~#5. Do you like 2 sit at home or hang out with friends?

~#6. Out of these, which do u do; skate, dance, skate board or ski?

~#7. What month is ur b-day

~#8. Out of the oppisite sex, who do you like?

Ok now the test is done!

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Now make a wish about the person u put 4 #8...

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Ok. now here are the answers!


~#1. Blue- Sweet  Brown- Cute  Green- Sexy  Hazle- Hot

~#2. Light- you are dumb    Dark- Smart

~#3. Guy                Girl
Pink- fag          Pink- Pretty       
Orange- Cute        Orange- Dork
Purple- Dork        Purple- Cute
Green- Kool        Green- Hot
Blue- Hot          Blue- Sexy
Red- Sexy          Red- Kool
Black- Pimpin      Black- Gothic

~#4. Hot weather- Tan/ Outgoing  Cold- Pale Boreing

~#5. Home- Bum  Friends- Popular

~#6. Skate- Kool  Dance- Sexy  Skate Board- no life  Ski- outdoores

~#7.
Jan.- kool
Feb.- love
Mar.- sour
Apr.- hot
May.- funny
Jun.- sexy
Jul.- pretty
Aug.- sweet
Sep.- cute
Oct.- nice
Nov.- flurt
Dec.- rude

~#8. The wish u made will come true if you send it 2...

0 people- will have a bad love life
1 person- will be friends wit ya
5 people- will like ya
10 people- will ask ya out
15 people- will kiss ya
20 people- will make out wit ya
25 people- will go out 4 a long time
30 or more- will marry ya

So dont just stand there, go and SEND SEND SEND if u want ur wish 2 come true!!!!!
 

Do people actually believe that their love life will fall apart and they will lose their job if they don't send chain emails they get to everyone in their address book.  If you don't want your love life to fall apart be attentive to the other person. If you don't want to lose your job, be on time and do your job.  There is one person who sends me this junk everyday.  I've been keeping these in my mail waiting to be sent folder.  One day I send the over 100 I've collected back to them on the same day and they'll get the point. 

 

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