Welcome to the Resume Request Form! As much as you've read throughout the rest of the site, you never actually found an 'official' resume....that's on-purpose. Unless you're on a need-to-know basis,....you don't need to know. They only people who are entitled to the full monty are those who will actually offer me a job....if that's you, then you've found the right place. If not, then go away!

If you want to have my resume sent directly to you via e-mail, or snail-mail, just fill out this handy form!

Please Fill Out the Form to Request Resume

Your Name: (Do not hit return)

Company Name: (Do not hit return)

Your E-mail: (Do not hit return)

1) How do you want this resume sent to you:

Please send it to me via e-mail!
Please send it to me in the mail!
I don't know about resumes, but I sure do like clicking on little dots!

2) Click on one of these little opinion dots:

Yes! I Love You! Here, have a Job!
No, you make me sick! You're Fired! Oh wait, I haven't hired you yet!
I don't know about a job, but I sure do like clicking on little dots!

Anything else to add? Like a brief description, or your mailing address? Put it here!