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"I'll drink to anything!"

--Christine's toast, and Gina's immediate reply -Romel's Party 1/7/01

"Yea! The light changed for us!"

"It knew our hair is getting limp!"

"The light feels our pain!"

"THE LIGHT IS A WOMAN!"

--Gina, Alana, and Christine going to Romel's Party. 1/7/01

"Alana, I'm sorry my floor is uncomfortable because of your breasts"

--Christine to Alana 1/6/01

"CHOCOLATE!... UNICORN!.... WINDOW!.... BON BON!...  ICE CUBE..."

Christine To Romel 12/16/00

"We have a special today on sweet buns..."

--Some random old guy in a gas station hitting on me. 12/16/00

**All-Nighter, Digman Study Lounge 12/6/00**

**"Would you sit down and work and stop being a yak?" 

--Andy

**Sith: "What finals do you have?"

**Christine:  "Art history"

**Sith: "Did you say Ass Chair?"

**"You are smelly man-repellant" 

--Sith

**End of Quotes from that night.**

"I spun your dreidle!" 

--Sith to Andy 12/13/00

"Oh no, his head is soggy!" 

--Sith in response to the paper napkin bird that drank too much coffee 12/15/00

"I've worked with pickle dealers" 

--Jess 12/15/00

The movie was like sleep so now we think its yesterday." 

--Sith 12/15/00

"Heineken is so fattening!" 

--Christine as she looks at a container of Hagen Das

"Woah, you're John Denver, and you're tickling me"

--Bill 12/11/00

"I once survived an entire weekend without straws"

--Bill in all seriousness 12/11/00

"Send any tomatoes back that are ticking"

--Bill 12/11/00

"You have to go out and catch elephants!"

--Sode Senae 11/8/00

"Maybe students  in Binghamton are bored  because the name is so boring.  It would lift everyone's spirits to rename the school, how about  Springumtopia University.  In fact, all the names of the surrounding area are depressing.  Endicott, Endwell.  They should be positive, like Beginacott, and Startwell!"  

--Professor Bidney 12/06/00

"Good thing Maura isn't here.  She'd be making strange noises."

--Will 11/10/00

"He needs to be spanked"

--AryaOye (about Will)

Gina: "John Denver!"
Romel: "Mmmmmmm!"

---12/2/00

"You know that wherever he is he's not wearing pants!"  

--Andrew says as Romel walks into the room in his Boxer Shorts.  12/2/00

"Now I have you and soon I shall have all of your pants!"

--Andrew in Android 19 squieky voice about Romel's Pants.  12/2/00

Quotes from Star Wars Trivial Pursuit Night 11/30/00

**"Who has an over-sized deck gun on his large pleasure vehicle?"

(Jabba the Hutt of course)

**The captain/admiral Piet incident

**"What foot did Luke use to support Yoda in his training on Degoba?"

(the answer was the right)

**"Which character in the original draft of Star Wars A New Hope lived with a female who was part brown bear and part guinnie pig?"

(answer: Han Solo! HAHAHA! )

End of Star Ward Quotes!!

"RPC 180 (12:34:37 AM): i'm sowwy <cute girly look>"

--Romel 11/28/00

**Quotes from the journey home - Pete, Pietor, Will and Christine.  11/21/00**

**"Look! Our Gas went up!"

**"We just hit a refueling bump!"

**"Osmosis through tires!"

**"Will, if you want your bare ass to be tickled by long grass you go right ahead."

--Christine To Will 

**"Oh no! A defueling dip!"

**"From them I'll buy gas, 'cause they saved my ass, from very long grass."

--Christine

**End quotes from trip**

"After all these years I know what positions make it feel better"

--Christine 11/12/00

a split second later:

Christine with realisation: OH CRAP!

Alana: Yup! THAT'S going on the quote page!

"Well, a man gave birth to me..."

-AyraOye 11/12/00

"Ahh! I’m lost in Mikes bed!"

--Christine 11/8/00

"WOAH! you’re drawers are huge!  My draws are so small, I put them in the closet! really, I’m not being sarcastic here."

--Jay Jay 11/8/00

"Don’t bite my nipple!"

-Andy to Alana .... exactly as it sounds 11/8/00

"This is Femminist Glory Day!! We have to be prepared for it!"

-Prof Bidney 11/8/00

"Oh, that’s not good. You’re blowing it too hard!"

-Andy to Christine 11/5/00

**Quotes from Newman House Retreat: 11/3-5/00**

**"No really, you gotta spread your legs!"

**"Oooh! Now i get it!"

--Matt to Christine and Christine’s response: on Retreat 11/03/00

**"wow! she just reached right down there and grabbed it!"

--Gina 11/03/00

**"Christine got passed around this weekend!"

--stated too often to recall who first made the comment. Retreat weekend. 11/3-5/00

**"Yeah! you are satan!"

--Mike to Brian 11/04/00

**"Well, you weren’t gettin’ any!"

--Laura to Erick 11/05/00

**End Quotes from Retreat**

"Andrew, we can’t live like this!"

--Mike 11/2/00

**Quotes from a random and accidental gathering of people in my room on 11/01/00**

**"Do you have Linux at all?"

**"Do I have a wenis at all!?"

-Will and Andy.

**"Please, Amuse me"

--Andy

**"You deboobed her!"

**"Will, do not deboob the females- its counter productive."

--Christine, and Andy to Will

**"A squeekie toy is not a breast!"

**"well...for some it is..."

Christine and Becky

**"I hafta protect my 3rd breast from you!"

--Becky

**"Hey Berion- have a breast!"

--Becky hurls squeekie toy across the room

**"Will, Do not de-wenis the males! Its counter productive!!"

--Becky

**"Yeah! don’t your breasts squeek? Mine do!"

--Becky

**"Don’t you know how your equipment works?"

--Andy to Will

**"What? Wenis no longer has a trojen?"

--Becky 

**Christine: "All guys think with a mindless Wenis"

**Andy: "Is that all I am to you? A Mindless wenis?"

**Will: "I don’t get that...."

**"How hard do you like it though?"

--Andy to Will

**end quotes from 11/01/00**

"we’re all fish is what we are!"

--Prof. Bidney 10/30/00

"I feel myself getting fossilized with boredom as I read this!"

--Prof Bidney reading his own syllibus 8/28/00

"I’m glad you asked about Cheese, I really am!!"

--Professor Bidney 10/18/00

"Guys, you can tell your mom that you are going to Church with Three Catholic girls!"

--Father Bob 10/29/00

"So you have to be the woman on your floor, Romel?"

--Becky 10/28/00

Maura: "Oh, Christine does this all the time!"

Pete: "She Does!?"

--playing Taboo- the word was 'lap dance'. 10/27/00

"Africans do this with their hands."

--Maura playing Taboo- the word was 'potty' and she read it as 'pottery'. 10/27/00

"My residents have lots of incriminating pictures of me holding compromising things in my hands."

--Romel 10/20/00

"You come from a screwed up country!!"

--Romel to Maura about Bolivia 10/20/00

Computer: "How many assholes do we got on this ship anyhow?"

Alana and Christine merrily join in: "YO!"

"yoooooooooooooo!"

--Some random guy screams outside the window in joyous support of the Space Balls Quote. 10/16/00 (not really, but the coincidence was histerical)

"Snofru is my hero, but Wenis is my lover."

--Christine 10/16/00

"At least she didn't touch your Wenis."

"I've been complaining about that!"

--Christine speaking of Gina and Andrew's response. 10/16/00

"So you are with Snofru, but you're getting a little Wenis on the side."

--Andrew 10/16/00

"I like the bright orange one!"

---Will exclaims as he looks at a huge pile of bright orange pumpkins. 10/7/00

Andrew: "I have a manly hunger"

Christine: "I don't."

Andrew: "I should hope not. You just have a hunger for men."

---10/5/00.

"See, when guys want to change [their clothes] they just take off their pants... even if they are changing their shirt."

--Andrew 10/3/00

"Andrew, you're my daddy"

--Mike (Andrew's roomate) 10/2/00

"If we didn't have to deal with this we wouldn't be as strong as we are today... and we wouldn't have as many mental problems as we will tomorrow."

--Alana 10/1/00

"I wonder who the first person to laugh at a fool was?"

"Eve."

--Andrew's question and Sandra's immediate response.. 9/30/00

**From "The Night" at Becky's 9/29/00**

**"Attention! Can I have everyone's attention? I am wearing FROG UNDERWEAR!"

--Becky proudly.

**"Will is sleeping on my rump."

--Christine

**Two Hands, Five Fingers.... That's a Total of Twelve!!!"

--Romel, very proud of himself.

**"I'm always willing to take my clothes off."

--Christine

**"Nasty Toe Thingy Person!"

--Romel to Becky

**"Will, You touched my chest again! I know I'm hot, but that does not give you the right to grope me."

--Christine to Will

**"Becky, stop moving the couch! You're making me dizzy!"

--Romel

**"Donald Drunk"

--Christine in duck voice

**"Romel, how gone are you?"

**"I'm WAY over there!"

--Christine Asked and Romel answered by pointing out the window to another building in the distance.

**"Christine! Your teeth are green! You shouldn't have drinked that stuff!"

**"Romel.... that's a black light."

**"oh"

--Romel exclaimed, genuinely worried, and Christine's responce.

**"The hills are alive, and they're eating children!"

--Becky

**"This is boring even when you're drunk!"

--Gina reading the side of Becky's mug wich had Technical DNA writing on it. (stupid Bio-chem majors and their intellectual mugs!)

**"Will, you just chust my csest!"

--Christine, slightly enebriated, intending to say 'touched my chest'

**"Romel, why is your belt undone?"

**"What? OH My!!"

--Becky's question and Romel's answer

**"I want a blow pen!"

-Becky

**"There's a bahama-mama in my mouth"

--Christine

**"My butt is weak"

--Asti (intending to say 'body is weak') - which led to such comments as "Asti, how was your weekend?" "My butt is tired." "I don't wanna know!"

***End of Quotes from The Night***

"My mom bought me altoides for dummies"

-Sandra 9/27/00

"Christine, honestly, does it hang well?"

--Andrew 9/26/00

"See? Even at an early age your ass was an object of worship!"

--Andrew to Christine 9/25/00

**FROM THE SLEEP-OVER PARTY- 9/22/00:**

**"Every Woman should have a blow thing!"

-Becky

**"Have you seen Dave?"

**"No, I have never met Dave."

--Jonida asking Maura if she had seen a movie, and Maura's responce.

**"Look at this! All my bitches multiplied!"

--Andrew

**"Through the years my long list of requirements for guys has shrank to one requirement: Breathing- and even that can be negotiated!"

--Gina

**"Mike- Turn around. Look at me. I am going flash you!"

--Jonida

**"An elevator: ooop, ooop, oop, a train: shooo, shoo, shooo and General Motors: (blows party favor)"

--Maura, feelin' dizzy, and creatively reading a tri-bond question.

**"If I can hold a better conversation with my door knob than with a guy...."

--Gina

**"We are WOMEN! We Can KILL OUR OWN BUGS!"

--Christine after killing a HUGE spider in the room

**"Greg, I don't know about how you feel about me, but.. I like you Goddamnit!"

--Jonida

**"Can I touch your dragon?"

--Maura

**** End of Party Quotes****

"So selling our bodies provides the money for the chocholates to make us feel better about selling our bodies."

--Alana Golden 9/16/00

"Guys Suck, Best Friends Suck, Our Pimp Kicks Ass!!"

--Alana Golden 9/15/00

"My butt could kick your butt's ass any day!"

--Christine Hall refering to Alana's ass. (oops!) 9/14/00

"You know what's worse then bad porn? An ugly hooker."

---Andrew Fisher 9/14/00

Fetal Pig, Moo Breath, and Pouty Pants!

--You Don't Know Jack-- 9/1/00

"No! There's nothing in here about Savage Breasts!"

-Julie Vallimont 9/2/00

"Of course he's unreliable.... He's an actor!"

-Alana Golden 8/31/00

"Alana, your car is not a whore. It just doesn't have the body for it."

-Christine -- 8/30/00

"Now, I'm talking about really BIG BREASTS!"

-Gina and Alana say as they visually demonstrate with their hands. 8/27/00

(Refering to Will's Eating Habits)

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