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Name Key: Okay people, I know some of you have issues with me doing this. but it can't be helped.  There have been problems with quotes not being attributed to the correct person because everyone HAS THE SAME NAME!  I'm not numbering people- I'm individualizing them.  Because each of my friends is important and unique.   Also, I refuse to use last names over a public internet and quotes should be attributed toward the appropriate party.  Therefore, I present to you the Name Key:

Chrises:
Gid-Chris (Gideon's Best friend), short-Chris (from Church), Yak (Yak-Chris), Work Chris (from Friendly's),

Mikes:
Mike With The Nice Hair (Mike Z), Sleeping Naked Mike, NYMike (Mike who lives closer to NYC, whom I met through Rob, but 'rob-mike' was just rude), CW-Mike.  From Creative Writing class

Brians:
Brian V, Brian C, Tall Brian (Brian M), 

Joes:
NH Joe: (Joe from NH).  Friendly's Joe (also known as 'Joe with the nice ass')

sithehenn (Christine on Brian's computer): "we're gonna throw brian into some sacraficial fire"
 sithehenn : "or beat him to death with his digerie-do"
DramaHoney : "i thought only girls used those, & only in private - ?"
--Anna and Christine 01/02/02

"I'm gonna have happy breasts!"
then: "I've been thinking up that one all week."
--Gina 12/30/01

"Hey, you girls gotta stop, 'cause I'm straight, and you're turning me on!"
--A random girl on the dance floor of Port Jazz commenting on me and Anna dancin' together. 12/28/01

"A realization I came to after Thursday Night: Drinking games - fun.  Drinking games when you are already drunk- NOT so fun!"
 --Brian C. 12/22/01

"That's a funky shirt"
and Later:  "You ROCK girl!"
-- The Lead Guitarist of CLOVE to... ME! 12/21/01

**Quotes from the "This Semester Can Rot In Hell' Party 12/20/01**

**"There is no room on this place for boards"
--Christine

**"I need to find a place to hang Derek- although, hanging Derek sounds wrong."
--Gina

**"You took a shot and drank your horse pill?"
--Christine (and I still don't understand why it's funny)

**"I have a delightful Fuzzy Navel"
--Pete

**"Goddamnit!  Another Chris!"
--Gideon after being introduced to short-Chris

**"You got Gina a BONG!?"
--Brian C in utter stupification

**Gid-Chris: "Which one's Will?"
**Crystal: "The one getting the crap beat out of him by Asti."
**Gid: "nice."

**Crystal choosing a category: "Mel Brooks Movies"
**Will: "Brave Heart!"

**"It's Bane-uary!  Is there Babe-tober?"
--Short Chris upon looking at his Christmas Gift from Yak- (A Hooters calendar)

**"Look! It's the Twin Towers!"
--Short-Chris.  Yet again,  lookin' at that Calendar.

**"IT'S GOING TO BE 2002 FOREVER!"
--Short-Chris, and that Calendar... STILL!

**"Joe has seen my racket."
--Short-Chris

**Short-Chris: "Have you ever had Skittles in Smirnoff Ice?"
**Joe: "No- Have YOU?"
**Short-Chris: "No.  But that's besides the point."

**End of Quotes from the 'this semester can rot in Hell' Party 12/20/01**

"Men are like tissues:  Soft, fluffy, and always ready for a good blow."
--Gina 12/18/01

"Wouldn't it be cool, if we had one eyeball that rolled backwards and could look at our brains?"
--Gina after studying too much about a poets 'inner eye'.  12/18/01

"This is going to be the best Christmas Ever!"
--Yak as he, Gideon, and Christine bought Gina's Bong (Christmas Present =).  12/18/01

"The first time I met Gina, I thought she was high."
--Gideon 12/18/01

"Our house is an epileptic's worst nightmare."
--Gina 12/16/01

"I did not touch your Bananas!"
--Peter to Will 12/14/01

Gina's original conclusion to her 'anti-militant-feminism' inspired  final Feminist paper: 
in closing, I just want to say to all of you whiny bastards that I am sick and tired of being looked down upon just because I think there is a way women can help themselves.  I am tired of hearing you bitch and moan that the world is bad, men are bad.  and the only happy people are nuns and lesbians. personally, I wouldn't be
happy as a nun. they don't get any.  And as for men, i happen to like them...a lot. they make me happy. So take that and shove it up your uptight asses.  It'll join the stick
--12/10/01

Christine (online) talking about the previous day's party: "I even kept all my clothes on!"
Becky (online): I know! I was surprised!
And a little dissapointed.
--12/09/01

**Quotes from My Rockin' 21st Birthday Party!!!! 12/08/01**

**"I wish you many boys!"
--Maura's mom on the phone and her birthday message for me

*"Hey! Guess who in this room is *not* wearing underwear!" 
--NY Mike

**"I'm going commando." 
-- Adam

**Adam: BooBoo is definitely Yogi's bitch.
**NY Mike: Well look at where BooBoo comes up to on Yogi, he's the perfect height.
**Anna: You mean they're sort of like you two guys? So which one of you is Yogi?
**NY Mike: I am!

**NY Mike commenting on Anna's ultra sexy shirt: "Nobody will be looking at your face tonight."
**Someone-?-: Ahh, Christine?
**Christine: What? I won't be looking at her face either!

**"Oh Crap! ..... Oh Crap!... Oh Crap!"
--Gina repeatedly dropping CDs before her drunken ass was relieved of its DJing duties. =)


**GUY 1: She looks like Gwen Stefani.
**GUY 2: No doubt. [he said seriously]
--Randomly overheard on the porch (reported by Anna =)

**"I won the bet!" 
--Christine

**"Nice to meet you Gideon! I'll think of you whenever I hear Rocky Racoon!" 
--Anna

**"This is the most clothes I've ever worn at a party...Usually I wear a bra and panties, but I hate that word, panties. They're UNDERWEAR!" 
 --Christine (reported by Short Chris and NH Joe)

**"My ass has had more hands on it than a doorknob tonight!" 
--Gina

**"Gina, I've only known you for less then 24 hours, but girl- you mah bitch!" 
-Anna

**End quotes from my Birthday**

"And now that you're short, it's like, more energy per square inch"
--(CW)Mike to Christine without her boots.  12/06/01

Christine: "The only thing I ate today was a bowl of cheerios at 9 AM"
Ilya: "Yeah, way to get your eating disorder on!"
--12/4/01 2 AM, Denny's

"I'm a fairy, I have pixi dust!"
--Yak 11/30/01

"We can be Fairy Brothers!"
--Yak to Joe under the misseltoe 11/30/01

"This is what home-schooling produces."
--Crystal as Folk music was played on the radio. 11/30/01

Gina: "Is it rainig out?"
Maura: "Yeah, it's like God's taking a giant piss!"
--11/30/01

Christine: "You're pouring hot on your ticket?"
Brian C.: "No, actually its cold hot." 
-- 11/28/01

"Now it's time for the prest tint!" 
-- Christine 11/28/01

Christine: "I'm going to have to make it less wider."
Brian C.: "Um...I believe the word is 'skinnier'". 
-- 11/28/01

Romel: "Watch out, there's a pencil there"
Christine: "Oh, I'd have a pencil up my ass"
Romel: "That would seriously hurt more then a finger"
Christine and Gina:  "ewwwww!"
--11/24/01

"One foot rubs the rest!"
--Maura 11/?/01

"I have to be more user friendly"
--Maura 11/?/01

"I've never shown my private parts to a snowman before!"
--Maura 11/19/01

"I wish my parents had a Mother-Virgin complex"  
--Anna D. 11/09/01

"It's round, but comes in squares."
--Maura playing taboo- the word was "mirror'. 11/01

MaraJade419 (11:32:20 PM): i'm the postal pin up girl
--10/29/01

**Quotes from Maura's Birthday Pary 10/26/01**

**Christine: "Aryaoye, can I get ya something to drink?"
**Aryaoye: "Do you see this? She only talks to me when she's hitting on me!"
**Christine: "Aryaoye, no offence, but I was NOT hitting on you!"

**"OH! I feel completed!"
--Maura after opening a stuffed animal unicorn.

**Board game question: "What's your partner's worst habbit?"
**A Mike: "Speaking."

**End of Party Quotes**

Maura randomly: "I want a guy who will kiss me when I have the flu."
Christine and Gina: "Ewwww."
-- drivin' home from NH 10/26/01

"You're not weird.  You're... um.. Intentionally different."
--(Gid-)Chris to Christine 10/22/01

"I'm the mailman's son."
--Alana 10/18/01

"God, I'm such a fag-Barbie."
--(Gid-)Chris 10/18/01

"The sex will come later, like the gift bag when you leave the party."
--Professor Signorotti 10/18/01

**Tony's Pizza w/ the Church Gang 10/12/01**

**Christine toasting: "To men and boxers!"
**Aryaoye: "To Pete's Mom!"
**BrianV: "To Pete's Mom in Boxers!"

**"WE HAVE.... ALREADY... LOST... OUR... INNOCENCE... OKAY!?"
--Maura

**"Squeese me."
--Pete to Maura

**"Aryaoye-sito"
--Maura

**"Maura, you just bought an ass on a stick."
--Gina

**"Oh, Crayons!"
--Gina, joyfully spilling crayons and markers into her lap

**"Aggressive men give birth to more girls."
--Aryaoye

**End Tony's Quotes.**

"I hope I meet God!"
--Maura, about to get wheeled into surgery.  10/08/01

Christine and Gina: NO!"
Gina: "Maura, stay away from the light!"
--10/08/01 continued.

"What's in my pants?!"
--Christine 9/30/01

"Ya know, I'd like to spend some quality  time with Tibetian monks!
--Gina 9/30/01

Gina writing her English Paper with a twist of Feminism: "I'm just a bit militant and I'm PISSED OFF!"
Christine, pulling a bottle out of the fridge: "Hey Gina, want some Hot Sex?"
Gina: "Nah, I better not."
Christine: 'Yeah, it'd ruin the tone of your essay!"
 --9/24/01

 
**Quotes from gathering  9/19/01**

**"Derivative my ass!  I don't even speak Spanish!"
--Romel

**Marua: We should tie Romel up"
**Becky: "And give him hot sex."

**" Sex in Binghamton is cheap sex."
--Romel

**"Lets have cheap sex with Romel!"
--Becky

**"Don't touch me with those blasphemous things!"
--Romel

**Christine: "What's this?"
**Becky: "Sex on the beach with Romel"
**Christine: "Oh, no wonder it's fruity."

**"Damn, I went into the kitchen to get something to drink and I forgot!"
--Gina

**"Wait- That's not my drink!"
--Romel, picking up a salsa jar.

**Jonida: "I didn't know you had one"
**Tom : "A flute or a pussy?"

**"Did I drink all the sex?"
-- Jonida

** "I think I left my sex over there somewhere" 
-- Maura 

**"Dude, you wanna touch my junk?"
-- Tom 

**"I have a pog in my ass!!!"
-- Christine

**"Periods, projectiles, coffee stirrers..."
-- BrianC, when asked to name uses for a tampon

**End of quotes from party 9/19/01**

"I don't think I'd be offended if a guy asked me to be his meatball.  'Cause I'm Italian and I know what a meatball is, and how good they are!"
--Gina

"Les-Bien. Is that like a good les?"
-- Brian C, 8/30/01

"I've kissed half a lesbian"
-- Jonida, 8/30/01

"With our English degrees we won't be getting much far."
-- Jonida, 8/30/01

Romel: "When I was a 32 I wore a size 8."
Brian C.: "You mean in men's."
Romel: "No, Women's."
BrianC + Christine: "WHY Were You Wearing Women's Pants!?"
Romel: "Well, I don't wear them now!"
--8/24/01