Welcome to a new experiment of mine:
Theme Quotes!!!
This is a collection of quotes from any of the other quotes pages. They have been combined due to a similar theme. and, of course, I can only start with one theme:
PANTS (and underwear)
Romel:
What the hell are you doing wearing black?
Sbrian:
I always wear black! The question is, what the hell am I doing wearing
pants?"
-- 6/13/01
"I feel much more comfortable now that I'm not wearing pants!"
--Jonida 5/5/01
Romel: "Hee
hee! it looks like you just wet your pants!"
Alana: "well...."
(Alana ties shirt around waist)
Sbrian: "Haha!
now it looks like you're trying to hide the fact that you wet your pants!!"
--5/3/01
"I feel Like I just wet my pants."
--Jonida 5/3/01
"And it was in my pants, so it shook the whole way up."
--Sbrian 4/20/01
TheQueenOfSpain: breaking the pants barrier is totally like playing a scratch off lotto ticket
3/01/01
"And since i don't feel comfortable when I'm wearing my pants..."
--Jonida 2/20/01
"You know that wherever he is he's not wearing pants!"
--Andrew says as Romel walks into the room in his Boxer Shorts. 12/2/00
"Now I have you and soon I shall have all of your pants!"
--Andrew in Android 19 squieky voice about Romel's Pants. 12/2/00
"WOAH! you’re drawers are huge! My draws are so small, I put them in the closet! really, I’m not being sarcastic here."
--Jay Jay 11/8/00
"See, when guys want to change [their clothes] they just take off their pants... even if they are changing their shirt."
--Andrew 10/3/00
"Attention! Can I have everyone's attention? I am wearing FROG UNDERWEAR!"
--Becky proudly 9/29/00
Bill Quotes
"I was afraid that I was gonna be just lying there frothing at the mouth with strawberries all around me, like AAAHHH!"
--Bill 4/28/01
"When I was Little, I came here once, and got a big sundae. And I coudln't finish it. True story."
--Bill 4/28/01
"I have the body of a whale, and the head of a dolphin."
--Bill 4/28/01
"Oh, what I'd give to puke on Harrison Ford."
--Bill 4/28/01
"Now, I realize that the ghostbusters aren't real, but I want to be one when I grow up."
--Bill 4/20/01
That's like when I discovered Dr. Peper..."
--Bill 4/20/01
"Can you imagine a restaurant that had ketchup instead of Salsa? That would be a sad restaurant."
--Bill 4/20/01
"You don't see enough mushrooms in drinks. No Really, There's not enough fungus in beverages."
--Bill 4/20/01
"Oh, it's the midgets. That's what did it."
-Bill Randomly (and seriously!) 4/12/01
Bill: "I
loved it so much I went to the bathroom.."
Andy: "...To
love it some more"
--4/12/01
"...And then I got a green Lollipop. That was the bestest Day!"
--Bill reminising 4/12/01
"Ya know what the worst job would be? The guy who puts holes in Swiss Cheese."
--Bill 4/12/01
"WAIT! Guys- DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TONGUE DEPRESSORS!?!?!"
--Bill bursting into Dante's room in a panic 4/8/01
"do you have one of those pigon breasts?"
--Bill 2/1/01
"Woah, you're John Denver, and you're tickling me"
--Bill 12/11/00
"I once survived an entire weekend without straws"
--Bill in all seriousness 12/11/00
"Send any tomatoes back that are ticking"
--Bill 12/11/00