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CLASSIC QUOTES:
Hello everyone. This page is dedicated to Classic Quotes. That would be things definitely worthy of remembering, but not neccessarly said by us. Quotes from movies, books, songs or from that which we can't remember. Feel free to e-mail me at Fuuchan42@hotmail.com and send me quotes of your own!!!
ENJOY!
Millie:
"...What? Mis-spent youth?"
Jimmy: "Try 18 years on Long Island. If that isn't mis-spent, I don't know what is!"
--Tony Award Winning Thouroly Modern Millie
(seen on 7/26/02)
"Now, I have a question for you. Would you eat a rectal thermometer? Would you? I would. (CHOMP). mmm.. Mercury. The finest of the transition metals."
--SeaLab 2021
"We don't just eat cheese, we talk about eating cheese!"
--Diane from Cheers
"It's hard not to feel happy when you see a peaceful, bubbling fountain. It's hard not to pee, too. Actually, it's hard not to feel happy when you pee. Feel happy. Pee."
--Hallmark Card
"Normal
day, let me be aware of the treasure you are....One day I shall dig my nails
into the earth, or bury my face in the pillow, or stretch myself taut, or raise
my hands to the sky and want, more than all the world, your return."
--Mary Jean Iron
Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
"It is the
mark of an educated mind to rest satisfied with the degree of precision which
the nature of the subject admits and not to seek exactness where only an
approximation is possible."
-- Aristotle
"This writing
business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff.
Nothing in it."
-- Eeyore
"Anyone perfect must be lying"
--Barenakedladies
"We are sons of
pesants! Glory and riches and stars are beyond our grasp! But a full stomach- that dream can come true!"
--Knight's Tale
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--TheSpark.com
"Wine is proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy."
- Ben Franklin
"Remember that there are hundreds of thousands of things you can eat that are not cheese.”
--Dave
Matthews
"Life
Is A Work Of Art, Designed By The One Who Lives It"
--Dove Candy
Wrapper.
"I learned
a long time ago that a positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it
will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!!"
--I forget
"Too often, we
lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it
takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but, it only takes 4 muscles to extend
your arm and Bitch-Slap the "MOTHERF*CKER" in the head!!!!"
--Unknown
"Whether you believe
that you can do something or you believe that you can't- you are right."
--Henry Ford.
"Some days you are
the hammer, and sometimes the nail. So, the question for your birthday is,
do you wanna get hammered or nailed?"
--Hallmark
card
"Tis not a year or two shows
us a man,
They are all but stomachs, and we
all but food.
They eat us hungrily, and when
they are full,
they belch us"
--Shakespeare, Othello,
Emilia 3.4 line 99
"Never underestimate the
power of short people!!! (in large groups)"
--unknown
"A lady is one who never shows her underware... unintentionally!"
--Lillian Day
"To err is human... and stupid."
--Robert Byrne
"like butter on
a...bald...monkey"
--Bob , Veggie Tales
"Bing-ham-ton. I have to admit- I've never heard of you before!"
--Shirley Manson of Garbage
"My illustrious lordship,
I'll show you what a woman can do."
--Artemisia
Gentileschi 1593-1653 Baroque Artist
"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you"
"You
seem a decent fellow, I hate to die"
--Princess Bride
Charlie Brown: "Sunrises, and sunsets, Dancing, birthday parties, Holding Hands, Cool Water, New Shoes...
Snoopy: "Sorry, You'll never convince me that there's more to life than Chocolate Chip Cookies"
--Charles Shultz
"He impaired his vision by holding the object too close. He might see, perhaps, one or two points with unusual clearness, but in so doing he, necessarily, lost sight of the matter as a whole. Thus there is such a thing as being too profound. Truth is not always in a well. In fact, as regards the more important knowledge, i do believe that she is invariably superficial. The depth lies in the valleys where we seek her, and not upon the mountain-tops where she is found "
Edgar Allen Poe. The Murders in the Rue Morgue.
"Love me most when I deserve it least, for that's when I need it most"
--unknown
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