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Quotes from Summer 2000:
"Bibbidy Bibbidy Bum"
-Random British Techno
"When you're drunk all you want to do is lie half naked in bed free to burp and fart and drool and snore!"
-TheQueenOfSpain 8/21/00
"I'm going to eat Brian"
"Excuse me!?"
-Maura's statement and Christine's reaction. 8/19/00
"Mamma needs a spanking"
-Maura in refrence to how Christine should repremand Brian. 8/19/00
"Me 5¢ deposit?"
-Christine who was later informed that the M.E. on the bottle stood for Maine. 8/6/00
"ACKYAKACHAHYAGGKAH!"
-Will screaming in fright after Alana snuck up on him. Most humerous sound ever to come out of Will's mouth! 8/6/00
"Will, do you want me to take out the whip?"
-Maura repremanding Will 8/6/00
"Fr. Bob is, for lack of a better word.... loose."
-Alana Golden 8/5/00
"Doug, I just feel like I should scream your name!"
-Marie Lawless 7/30/00
"She's not as dumb as she looks"
-Marie Lawless refering to Tina Scala 7/30/00
"He wanted to mount me."
-Maura 7/23/00
"You want my gord?"
-Christine 6/28/00
"Onion rings give me boils"
-Romel impersonating Christine 6/28/00
"I wanna visit my boyfriend in prison!"
-Christine 6/28/00
A moment to remember: 5 "punk kids" in a Mercedes blasting the Supremes in a traffic jam on the NJT, and bringing joy to the hearts of strangers all around!! --6/11/00
"You should just take out a pencil and stick it in weird places"
three hours later: "No! that was in refrence to camera shots!"
--Romel. 6/11/00
"Look- we're in the Twip of East Windsor!"
--Christine: who was later informed that TWP stands for "township" 6/11/00
"Hey Will, lets whip it out and see what it does!"
--Romel 6/11/00
"It sounds like a dying duck"
--Christine, accadentially refering to Ryan's trumpet playing. 6/10/00
"Butch"
--Ryan, (Romel's little brother)'s new name for Peter. (not to metion Maura's "Casidy." The rest of us, therefore, dubbed Will the sundance kid) 6/10/00
"Will, are you molesting my skimmer?"
"No, Actually he's molesting Brian with your skimmer!"
--Christine's question and Becky's reply. 6/10/00
"You mean male guy RAs?"
--Romel 6/10/00
"Violizt: But yours is bigger
Violizt: And definately a lot more solid...."
William Yap Monday 6/5/00 to Becky
Quotes from Spring semester 2000:
"In Freshman year I was with this guy, Collin..."
Brian 5/12/00
"Three Beers!" (in this much time!)
Becky 5/4/00
"I'm on the bottom, and you're on the top."
Becky 5/4/00
"Wait- those aren't real!"
Gary 5/4/00
"Ginseng!"
5/3/00
"Will, I'm trying to grab nothing but the stick shift."
Becky 4/28/00
"That's alright. I should be eating myself."
Jennifer Scala. 4/24/00
"Dad is Big Green."
Jeanette 4/23/00
"Can you think of a toy that Biscuit likes?
"Darla."
Mom's question and Dad's response. 4/23/00
"I Do! I Do! I Do!"
Jeanette 4/21/00
"Snakes only bite if you don't know how to touch them" - "You don't know how to touch a snake the right way"
Will 4/16/00
"And Binghamton gave Spring and Summer amiss and went straight into Fall."
Becky 4/16/00 (based on Monty Pithon and the Holy Grail.)
"Ooh.. I'm trying to remember how to count to ten"
Becky 4/15/00
***"Brian, You've got some nice equipment down there!"***
Will to Brian 4/14/00
"Will, Do you Wanna Buy a monkey?"
early April '00
"Stinky Good"
"That should be the A wing's Motto!"
X-Files, late March 00. and Rachel's reply
"I can't help it. My big bun takes up lots of space"
Courtney 3/00
"You want my melon? Well, you were reaching for it."
Rachel and Eric in Friendly's 3/00
"Ok, you have a high hump; i have a low hump."
Rachel or Courtney with Eric In Friendly's 3/00
"Hot damn! It's 'Hot Dan' "
Quote must be credited to Courtney, although we all enjoyed it. =)
"Willie, you dead"
Ghost
"Sorry, i just heard Double D and i came running."
Ken. Diana and Courtney had been speaking of Batteries. 2/00
Fall Semester 1999:
"you guys will have to teach me the art of skinning"
Courtney 11/20/99
"Eh Woo-man! I tink you left your pan-ties in my keet-chen!"
--TV comercial 11/19/99
"I did the math hw. yeah, the derivatives were really long and hard."
Courtney. Date: unknown
"See? Harrison's [Ford] so sexy that a flock of naked men are chasing him."
Christine while watching Indian Jones. (forget which one) Date:unknown
"Where's the Duck Sauce? I want to dip my dumplings in it!"
Courtney 10/17/99
"Help guys! My Oreo Os are jiggling!"
--Courtney 10/17/99
"Just be glad there was something to screw"
Diana --9/30/99
"How come he's always in the bathroom when crap is going down... In more then one way!"
John while watching Pulp Fiction. 9/18/99
"Am I going to have to whip it out for you?"
Courtney 9/99