Quotes Spring 2001
"Left claw north, right claw Brian."
--Sbrian 5/17/01
Crystal: "Something
just fell on my foot."
Becky: "Christine's
boob."
--5/17/01
"I don't know how you got naked from drinking..."
--Romel 5/17/01
"What else do you want me to do? How far down do you want me to go?"
--Christine to Romel 5/17/01
"Come on! Quick and Dirty- lets go!"
--Romel 5/17/01
"I don't wanna steal any of Uncle Bob's whiskey!"
--Romel 5/17/01
"Is there any other alcohol at Newman House besides the Sacramental Wine?"
--Romel 5/17/01
"I'm de-fragmenting my gizzard."
--Will (on how he eats so much)
"Crack gets me up."
--Romel 5/17/01
"Hey Will, I'm feeling lonely over here."
--Brian 5/17/01
"Now that we're all together again lets open up the hunkavich files!"
--Aryaoye
"Do you want to be on top now?"
--Will to Crystal 5/17/01
"My pen's out of ink"
--Will, (continued)
"Ah!! Don't touch me with those blasphemous things!"
--Romel 5/17/01
"Ooh! I get to play doctor now..."
--Will to Crystal 5/17/01
Sbrian: "...I
don't have a big Pope hat though."
Christine: "Nor a sucky
tail."
5/16/01
Christine:
"Money falls into Sbrian's lap all the time."
Sbrian:
"Too bad women don't."
--5/16/01
"I just had the scariest experience of my life! Today- I bought a fish!"
--Mary Beth 5/15/01
"Nicole, don't ever get hard or Dante will spit you out."
--Mary Beth 5/15/01
"Eggs too. I wanna know who said 'lets eat what just came out of that chicken's ass.'"
--Charlie 5/15/01
"Get into my hole!"
--Jonida 5/7/01 (But we were talking about aardvarks and Cheese!!)
"Will, You're butt was all over the place!"
--Crystal 5/6/01
**Quotes from Will's 21st Birthday Toga Party - 5/5/01**
**"That's WHRW's Penis, and you're on top of it every monday!"
--Jonida to Gina
**Brian:
"Romel- you said that about my clothes?"
**Romel:
"Well, you weren't wearing any at the time!"
**Becky:
"Christine! You're
sitting on Will's thing!"
**Christine:
"Again!?"
**"You shoved your butt into my pelvis!"
--Romel to Will
**"I wonder where my clothes are?"
--Christine
**Christine:
"Where are those hands
goin' boy!?"
**Will:
"Where I want them to
go!"
**"Christine- can I get between your...."
--Romel
**"It took me a while 'cause I lost it."
--Will after putting on his boxer shorts.
**"Heaven don't have E-Z Pass! - Hey! That should be a bumper sticker!!"
--Christine
**"Stop pulling my 'tassel'!"
--Romel
**"Blow Will's Thing!!"
--Becky to everyone, repetatively
**"I'm Batman!"
--Gina
**Christine
to Brian: Well, can you
blame her for wanting to tear your clothes off?"
**Romel:
"No! I don't blame her, I wanna tear his clothes off!"
**"I'm a Greek Prostitute!"
--Christine
**"I'm a womanizer! You're lucky I'm much tamer (lamer) then I was in High School!"
--Will
**"Will! You're raping my hard drive!"
--Romel
**"I can't do anything with mine."
--Brian- looking down at the lower half of his body
**"I feel much more comfortable now that I'm not wearing pants!"
--Jonida
**End Quotes from Will's Party**
"You talking to Romel? Ask him what time he wants to go out with me?"
--Sbrian 5/4/01
Andy: "Quick!
Someone blow in her nose, close her mouth and hold one ear!"
Romel: "Um...
that's the strangest way i've heard of solving anything."
--5/3/01
Romel: "Hee
hee! it looks like you just wet your pants!"
Alana: "well...."
(Alana ties shirt around waist)
Sbrian: "Haha!
now it looks like you're trying to hide the fact that you wet your pants!!"
--5/3/01
"I feel Like I just wet my pants."
--Jonida 5/3/01
Christine:
"... I remember when I was little..."
Friendly's customer: "When
you were young. You're still little."
--5/2/01
Christine:
"What cheese like
substance was comical?"
Romel:
"Courtney."
--5/1/01
"They really pushed the sexual parts... um... eh... leave that."
--Professor Tricomi 5/1/01
"...And it's not a peck, it's a big kiss! It's a smooch! Ssssmmmmmccchhh!"
--Professor Tricomi 5/1/01
**Quotes from Friendly's 4/28/01**
**"I was afraid that I was gonna be just lying there frothing at the mouth with strawberries all around me, like AAAHHH!"
--Bill
**"When I was Little, I came here once, and got a big sunday. And I coudln't finish it. True story."
--Bill
**"I have the body of a whale, and the head of a dolphin."
--Bill
**"Oh, what I'd give to puke on Harrison Ford."
--Bill
**End Quotes from Friendly's.**
"I hafta admit, I feel a bit self concious that the King of Fairies wears a black leather trench coat."
--Sbrian 4/28/01
Ilya:
"...Not that I have anything against feminists..."
Christine:
"..Well, Militant feminists kinda scare me"
Ilya:
"That's because they're mostly dykes. Not that I have anything
against Lesbians. I think they're sexy."
--4/28/01
Christine: "All
Filipinos can dance!
Ilya:
Yeah, that and they sell young aids infected boys into prostitution."
--4/28/01
"My Friend Bobby has an illegal hamster in his room."
--Jonida 4/25/01
"Me, I'm going to bed with Hamlet now."
--Sbrian 4/23/01
"Wow! You have no twang at all!"
--A customer to Christine at Friendly's. 4/23/01
"...because
I was made by a glacier"
"haha, your
mom was a glacier."
--Christine and Jonida's response 4/22/01
"Oh, Can I touch them?"
--Jay Jay 4/22/01
"I did a fetal pig, I can do you"
--Jonida to Greg 4/22/01
"And it was in my pants, so it shook the whole way up."
--Sbrian 4/20/01
Maura:
"hey! Could you give
volume to this song?"
Romel:
"Give volume to this
song?! Who speaks like that!?"
--4/20/01
Romel:
"AND it's got a
sunroof!"
Maura:
"Does that mean the sun
comes in through the roof?"
--4/20/01
**Quotes from ChiChis 4/20/01**
**"Um... counting money. What does it look like I'm doing with my hands fidgeting with my crotch under the table?"
--Sbrian
**"Lets face it, we're all going to sit here with out fingers in our wallets."
--Charlie
**"Now, I realize that the ghostbusters aren't real, but I want to be one when I grow up."
--Bill
**"You guys always wait till I put something in my mouth before.... I'm not even going to finish that."
--Sbrian
**"Always think before you open your mouth- you never know what's going to come out, or go in."
-Andy
**"Because Vagina is a nice way to say Penis..."
--Sbrian
**Nicole:
"It will never work!
You say Tomato (toe-mae-toe) and I say Tomato! (toe-mah-toe)"
**Dante:
"yeah, you say poopie
and I say squirrel."
**"That's like when I discovered Dr. Peper..."
--Bill
**"Can you imagine a restaurant that had ketchup instead of Salsa? That would be a sad restaurant."
--Bill
**"You don't see enough mushrooms in drinks. No Really, There's not enough fungus in beverages."
--Bill
**End quotes from Chi Chi's.**
BlueIce70 (1:26:51 AM): Yeah, I'm dumb, I wonder around, I eat grass (or stuff similar to it)
--4/18/01
"Woah! That's scary!"
--Charlie upon his first glimpse of Christine's body. 4/15/01 (ish)
"Oh Darn! I'm out of squirt!"
--Christine 4/13/01
"PIE!!!"
--Andy most joyfully 4/13/01
**Quotes from Applebees 4/12/01**
**Christine:
"'Fried to
perfection'. Why? what did you think I said?"
**Andy:
"Fried Erection"
**"Did You say 'Strawberry Flavored Mexican?"
--Jess
**"Oh, it's the midgets. That's what did it."
-Bill Randomly (and seriously!)
**Bill:
"I loved it so much I
went to the bathroom.."
**Andy:
"...To love it som
more"
**"...And then I got a green Lollipop. That was the bestest Day!"
--Bill reminising
**"Ya know what the worst job would be? The guy who puts holes in Swiss Cheese."
--Bill
**End Quotes from Applebees.**
Christine raising her eyebrows:
"I could buy a new poster of Berion and new suction cups"
Gina:
"Ya know, that sounds really bad when taken out of context."
--4/11/01
"Like...'Apple-Watermelon'. That's not a color- that's a FRUIT!"
--Steve 4/10/01
"Loreana Bobbit... Now There's
a woman!"
"-- Hey! that should be
on a bumper sticker!!"
--Christine, very much amused with herself. 4/10/01
"WAIT! Guys- DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TONGUE DEPRESSORS!?!?!"
--Bill bursting into Dante's room in a panic 4/8/01
**Dressy Night at IHOP 3/30/01**
**Romel:
"Where did you get the term projectilve vomiting?"
**Tom:
"um... my mother..."
**"That was my knickname as a child. I hit the busdriver from three seats back."
--Tom
**"You were awake when I did it..."
--Jonida
**"I"ve learned from experience- you don't put wet things in your pocket..."
--Tom.
**Girls night at Denny's 3/23/01**
**"Next time, you must use two hands!"
--Jonida
**"Hee hee.... It's fallic Shaped."
--Jonida looking at a Ketchup Bottle.
**"We have to shake it to make the ketchup 'come' down."
--Jonida
**"Your spitback almost made me spitback."
--Christine to Jonida
**"Here's to fat, happy, hairy women!"
--Gina toasting
**"Here's
to me and my spitback!"
**"Well,
that could be taken in more then one way...."
--Jonida and Christine's response
**Sandy:
"I'm a history major and I can't remember what happened yesterday!"
**Jonida:
"Don't worry,
history repeats itself."
**End quotes from that night**
"Like, I know he was all curled up and suffering and in pain, but I like that."
--Jonida 3/26/01
"I'm telling you Jay
Jay, there's nothing like waking up in the morning and realising that there's
someone lying there next to you."
"yeah, that's why i'm
considering getting a big doll or something"
"haha! yeah, gettin' Jay
Jay a blow up doll."
"haha! no. no. maybe
something big and fuzzy..."
Jay Jay and Christine 3/22/01
**Quotes from Spring Break- the SR-71 Concert on 3/14/01 in Poughkeepsie**
**"El Nino!"
--Maura to Lead singer Mitch Allen
**"what? you wanna sign my ass?"
--Christine to lead singer Mitch Allen
**"I wrote this song because i was in Geography class"
--Maura
**"HI. Thanks. Hi."
--Christine
**"How do you get a guy to express himself wihtout kicking him?"
--Maura
**End Quotes from Concert**
**Quotes from a random trip to China Buffet sometime in March**
**Andy:
if you were a guy he’s love you
**Dante:
WHAT!?
**"I have a mangled green testicle...
--Tom
**"When I think of the simpsons and testicles..."
--Sbrian
**Christine:
"I don’t know who’s hands are on me at any given
time"
**Sbrian:
"What else is new?"
**End of Quotes from China Buffet**
TheQueenOfSpain: breaking the pants barrier is totally like playing a scratch off lotto ticket
3/01/01
"I have really small hands. If I was a guy, I'd be plucked. Well, no, I wouldn't, that would be the problem..."
--Christine, 2/28/01
Jonida:
"Men are just always horny"
Christine: "It works
both ways. Women are just better at handling themselves. Wait a minute..."
2/28/01
**Spring Newman House Retreat 2/23/01-2/25/01**
**"I’m seriously thinking about writing a story on squirrel cannibalism"
--Maura
**"Cow hoof good..."
--Romel
**"That’s a happy treesome"
--Marua
**"I should be smoking"
Maura
**"I can’t get felt up in church!!"
--Romel
**End of quotes from Retreat.**
"And since i don't feel comfortable when I'm wearing my pants..."
--Jonida 2/20/01
Quotes from Gina and Sandy's Anti-Valentine's day party!! 2/9/01
**"You're molesting my snake."
-Sandra to Alana
**"It prefers to be called African-American soda."
-Michelle
**"That was enough 9 squeezes ago."
-Michelle
**"Who the f*** put my peanut butter in the fridge? I pity the fool who put my peanut butter in the fridge."
-Michelle, in Mr. T voice
**"Evidently, she is using my hand for something…OH SHIT!!"
-Sandra, realizing it was going on the quote page.
**"I was hugging it with my mouth."
-Maura
**I know I have a hole, but I'm not going to worry about it because there are no guys around."
-Jonida
**Sandra: "See, thing is we don't know when you're going to get it right."
**Maura: "Well, he'll just have to stay on his knees until you do"
--Sandra and Maura commenting while Christine was demonstrating how to crack Sandy's whip.
**"Somehow Maura with a whip to "Material Girl" is disturbing."
-Sandra
**Maura: "Everyone needs love."
**Christine: "And that's why you're going to the bathroom."
**End of Quotes from party**
"THUNK!!!!!"
--The sound of Gina walking face first into a wall. 2/5/01
Ah, IHOP:
**"Everytime I put something in my mouth I laugh"
--Tom
**"Warf!"
--Tom
**"I wish i had an utter"
--Tom
**Fuzzy utters.
**"He was aiming for Brian’s lap, but my face was in the way"
-Christine 2/3/01
**"Tom took a creamer to the eye"
--Andy. S.Brian’s throw 2/03/01
end of IHOP quotes.
"Dante and the Pagans"
--Andy 2/3/01
"I wish i was a groundhog"
--Romel 2/401
"woofer"
"woof"
--2/5/01 Christine and S.Brian
"You hafta tilt the Britta filter, because like many other things about Mike, it’s not straight"
--Andy 2/5/01
**Newman House 2/3/01**
**"I am a nut- I'm not allowed to eat my own kind!"
--Christine
**"But I'm not a bananna!"
--Christine
**Arya
Oye: "I don't think you'd look
good in yellow."
**Christine:
"why?"
**Arya
Oye: "Because of your face"
**"Will, Christine is NOT a banana! I don't want you treating her as such!"
--Becky
**End of quotes from NH**
Andy:
"Tom’s wanted to be me since he met me"
Christine:
"he’s, like, appling to be an Andrew Clone"
Andy:
"Yeah, but he’s over qualified!"
"Don’t throw a falic shaped object at my falic shaped object!"
--Andy 1/30/01
"do you have one of those pigon breasts?"
--Bill 2/1/01
"I wish I could grab you"
--Jay Jay to me 1/30/011
"Look! Deer come from campus. FOLLOW THE DEER!"
Christine 1/20/01
Tom:
"Yeah, because I used to be a freak and go to Denny's in the middle of the
night"
Christine:
"Tom, you still go to Denny's in the middle of the night"
Tom:
"Oh yeah, and I'm still a freak"
Tom and Christine at Denny's 1/18/01
Oh, there’s my bananna!
Mike
I have a Vegita
--Christine, not having any idea what she was saying 1/31/01
Every time i think of mike i think of his bananna
--S. Brian
sithehenn (11:50:11 PM): more along the lines of reading and whether or not you fall asleep with your face in Moby Dick?
sithehenn (11:50:33 PM): That almost sounded kinda dirty :P
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