"It's always better to ask forgiveness than ask permission."
--Father Cliff 6/22/02
Cadoras0 (4:50:32 PM): Down with pants!
Quotes from Fourth of July Shindig 7/06/02
**Well,
If I were a dyke, I'd hit on Christine, too
--Gideon
**"Hey,
Gypsy, how hard can you blow?"
--Joe
**"Gypsy,
Do you want to drink w/ me? joe"
--What Christine actually wrote on the
paper plate while drunkenly trying to document the previous quote.
**"I
didn't know people *hic* got the hic-cups just like *hic* the drunk people in
the cartoons!! *hic*"
--Crystal
**"I'm
not as drunk as you think I am... wait."
--Christine trying to read Gina's
shot-glass which reads: 'I'm not as think as you drunk I am'
**Joe:
"Woah! It's a pokey
donut!"
Christine:
"I'm not a donut."
Joe:
"Yeah, but you bend like one."
**"We
have to drink to get sober, that's our problem!"
--Crystal to Christine
**"Dude!!
He wanted to deviate my sister's septum!"
--Christine about Gypsy-Chris
End quotes from shindig
Christine:
"Come on, everyone! This
way!"
Guy:
"Follow the girl in the
blue dress!"
Lesbian:
"Mmmm.. Not. a. problem."
-6/15/02
"Ha Ha Ha!! Look! a car full of OLD PEOPLE! Look! They all have WHITE HAIR! Ha... ha.... what? you don't think it's funny?"
--Joe 6/3/02
Joe: "Yak,
Did you know this was in my pants?"
Chris-Yak:
"Yeah, 'cause you had it dangling out yesterday."
--6/....01?/02
"When she's sleeping you can go
in and just slip it in her."
--Maura to Joe about Christine 5/30/02
"Makes me wonder what kind of
strange things go on at your house."
--Random checkout guy to Joe and
Christine as he surveyed their choice of Wal*Mart products. (garden hose,
Blender... one tomato) 5/30/02
"Gina, we wouldn't feed beer to
the fish! We know they prefer Vodka."
--Joe in response to Gina's
"Don't burn the house down while I'm away" letter. 5/30/02
"We're droping off donuts at 2 in the morning and you won't let me auction off a blue lighter!!"
--Joe 5/28/02
"It doesn't matter how the package is
wrapped."
--Joe 5/28/02
Christine: "I can take you"
Joe: "Ha! I don't think so! Remember what happened last time?"
April: "Oh really?"
Joe: "Hey, Doesn't Maura have Pictures?"
--4/15/02
"But all clones are twice as fat, and age twice as fast." -?
"So, all clones are American?"
--Joe 2/16/02
"As a connisieur of women flesh, yes, you are cute."
--April to Christine 2/19/02
Christine: "But you have your own personal
Man-wench."
Joe:
"Yeah, I do."
Christine: "Not to be confused with
man-wich."
Breanne: "I could go for an ice cream sandwich."
"OH! I'm Drunk!"
--Steve Also in udder stupification as he realized he couldn't walk a straight line across
the carpet. --2/21/02
"It's not a dominance thing. It's how you end up
when you are rolling."
--Gina 1/3/02
Christine: "Where did they find dancing, acrobatic
midgets?"
BrianC: "They buy them in bulk."
--1/6/02 to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Sliceserve29 (12:52:44 AM): everyday in the mirror, i grope my own ass
"You don’t have soda- no wait, I mean- beer"
--Brian C 1/21/01
"He had snot coming out of his mushroom"
--Christine 1/22/02 (not what
it sounds!)
"I have never wanted to be a leather strap so much in my
entire life."
--Chris S
"Actually.. I’m wearing a leather strap right now."
"I’d LOVE to go in against Buttercup!"
--Chris S
"My... uh.. LAMP thanks you very much for that,
Christine."
--Chris Yak to Christine as she
finished her.. dance.
"No, seriously, we should get a video camera and act out
random stuff in our room"
--Chris
S to Joe 4/21/02
"She can wear the pants, but I have to have the
balls."
--Chris
S on relationships
Lost Retreat Quotes:
"Hey... my friends.. give off fumes."
--Araoye 11/2/01
"I’ve seen you masterbate."
--Sarah in response to "What you don’t want Jesus to say
to you."
"I hate the system!
I loooove the system!"
--Chris C.