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"It's always better to ask forgiveness than ask permission." 
--Father Cliff 6/22/02

Cadoras0 (4:50:32 PM): Down with pants!

Quotes from Fourth of July Shindig 7/06/02

**Well, If I were a dyke, I'd hit on Christine, too
--Gideon

**"Hey, Gypsy, how hard can you blow?"
--Joe

**"Gypsy, Do you want to drink w/ me? joe"
--What Christine actually wrote on the paper plate  while drunkenly trying to document the previous quote.

**"I didn't know people *hic* got the hic-cups just like *hic* the drunk people in the cartoons!!  *hic*"
--Crystal

**"I'm not as drunk as you think I am... wait."
--Christine trying to read Gina's shot-glass which reads: 'I'm not as think as you drunk I am'

**Joe: "Woah! It's a pokey donut!"
Christine: "I'm not a donut."
Joe: "Yeah, but you bend like one."

**"We have to drink to get sober, that's our problem!"
--Crystal to Christine

**"Dude!!  He wanted to deviate my sister's septum!"
--Christine about Gypsy-Chris

End quotes from shindig

Christine: "Come on, everyone!  This way!"
Guy: "Follow the girl in the blue dress!" 
Lesbian: "Mmmm.. Not. a. problem."

-6/15/02

"Ha Ha Ha!! Look! a car full of OLD PEOPLE! Look! They all have WHITE HAIR! Ha... ha.... what? you don't think it's funny?"
--Joe 6/3/02

Joe: "Yak, Did you know this was in my pants?"
Chris-Yak: "Yeah, 'cause you had it dangling out yesterday."
--6/....01?/02

"When she's sleeping you can go in and just slip it in her."
--Maura to Joe about Christine 5/30/02

"Makes me wonder what kind of strange things go on at your house."
--Random checkout guy to Joe and Christine as he surveyed their choice of Wal*Mart  products. (garden hose, Blender... one tomato) 5/30/02

"Gina, we wouldn't feed beer to the fish!  We know they prefer Vodka."
--Joe in response to Gina's "Don't burn the house down while I'm away" letter. 5/30/02

"We're droping off donuts at 2 in the morning and you won't let me auction off a blue lighter!!"
--Joe 5/28/02

"It doesn't matter how the package is wrapped."
--Joe 5/28/02

Christine: "I can take you"
Joe: "Ha! I don't think so! Remember what happened last time?"
April: "Oh really?"
Joe: "Hey, Doesn't Maura have Pictures?"
--4/15/02

"But all clones are twice as fat, and age twice as fast." -?
"So, all clones are American?" 
--Joe 2/16/02

"As a connisieur of women flesh, yes, you are cute."
--April  to Christine 2/19/02

Christine: "But you have your own personal Man-wench." 
Joe: "Yeah, I do."
Christine: "Not to be confused with man-wich." 
Breanne: "I could go for an ice cream sandwich." 

"OH! I'm Drunk!"
 --Steve Also in udder stupification as he realized he couldn't walk a straight line across the carpet. --2/21/02

"It's not a dominance thing.  It's how you end up when you are rolling."
--Gina 1/3/02

Christine: "Where did they find dancing, acrobatic midgets?"
BrianC: "They buy them in bulk."
--1/6/02 to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Sliceserve29 (12:52:44 AM): everyday in the mirror, i grope my own ass

"You don’t have soda- no wait, I mean- beer"
--Brian C 1/21/01

"He had snot coming out of his mushroom"
--Christine 1/22/02 (not what it sounds!)

"I have never wanted to be a leather strap so much in my entire life."
--Chris S

"Actually.. I’m wearing a leather strap right now."


"I’d LOVE to go in against Buttercup!"
--Chris S

"My... uh.. LAMP thanks you very much for that, Christine."
--Chris Yak to Christine as she finished her.. dance.

"No, seriously, we should get a video camera and act out random stuff in our room"
--Chris S to Joe 4/21/02

"She can wear the pants, but I have to have the balls."
--Chris S on relationships

Lost Retreat Quotes:

"Hey... my friends.. give off fumes."
--Araoye 11/2/01

"I’ve seen you masterbate."
--Sarah in response to "What you don’t want Jesus to say to you."

"I hate the system!
I loooove the system!"
--Chris C.