Current
Quotes!!
Summer 2001
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RPC 180: deep down inside, we all have a cartman
RPC 180: screaming bitch ass at the world.
--8/2/01
**Quotes from Random Poughkeepsie Trip 7/29/01**
**Christine:
"Is she hot?"
**Katur:
"Some say she's hot, some say she's smokin'!"
**"Untilla
The Hun"
--Alana
**Christine:
"Yours, Mine, Ours!"
**Romel:
"That's Y"
**Christine:
"It's a movie."
**"Ever
wonder about when the language was being invented if the last bunch of letters
were just thrown in there? Like the extra screws you get with a bookcase.
They're there in case you need them but you don't really use them
much."
--Sbrian
**End Poughkeepsie quotes**
"Alana, you without
The Flaming Silver Wagon of Death is like me in pastel blue."
--Sbrian,
7/28/01
"Rifles....
RECTAL!"
--Jon 7/27/01
"I don't like that
store. It's too religious!"
--Gina walking out of the
Catholic Store. 7/27/01
"I deep fried a
banana once... But I just ended up with a soggy, oily banana."
--Joe 7/26/01
"I want to have an
internet boyfriend from Ireland!!!"
-- Romel, 7/25/01
"Dan and I were at
Olive Garden and we had this really cute waiter...."
--Will 7/22/01
Christine: "I'm
so smart n' wise!"
Sbrian: "You're just
smarter than dumb people."
--7/22/01
"I'll drink to
boobs!"
-- Brian, 7/15/01
"What happens when
you spray it on the ant? Is it bad for the ant?"
--Dan 7/5/01 on bug spray
**Quotes from Late Night Fourth of July BBQ**
**"Show
me your alcohols!.... wait, that's not right..."
--Gina
**Christine
and Gina: "I'm home."
**Alana:
"I'm so home."
**Romel:
"I'm subletting."
**Drew:
"Yo Homie Luke"
**Sbrian:
"Pop a cap in yo ass I will"
among others on Ghetto Yoda
**"First,
we split the d*ck"
--Sbrian
**"The
rear is a nice point of view."
--Drew
**"The
staircase got a woody... I musta done something right!"
--Drew after seducing the
staircase.
**End quotes from the fourth BBQ**
"Wow! You're
gonna have, like, a whole sea of pimps and hoes!"
--Romel 6/28/01
"I don't have a
thing. I wish I had one."
Romel 6/28/01
Romel: "but they
were only lucky for, like, two months."
Christine: "Yeah, But those were a good two months!..... Wait- they're not
lucky in that way!"
--6/27/01 on Christine's
Lucky Undies
"I don't reccomember her"
--Romel 6/26/01
"But why does the
bitch get goo on her?"... " It's all over my F*&%in' leg!"
--Val 6/25/01
Joe:
"Taste my drink"
Danielle:
"No, It tastes like ass"
Diana: "I
would love to taste your ass!"
--6/23/01
Maura:
"Save me half!"
Gina: "What
half do you want?"
Maura:
"The top, the bottom, the back, the front - it doesn't matter!"
-- Discussing the cute
neighbor 6/22/01
"All I know, is
that it's got a clip in the back, and sometimes in the front!"
Romel - after failing to
grasp the concept of Bras, resorts to miminal male knowledge. 6/21/01
Gina:
"This song is catchy. It's fun but dumb."
Christine: "Kinda
like guys."
Romel:
"Wait... guys are catchy and dumb?"
Christine
"No, guys are fun and dumb. Chicken pox are catchy and
dumb." pause.
"What a stupid disease."
---6/20/01
"Hot damn! That's
like, a James Bond cabinet!"
--Charlie 6/19/01
"like, when you
play soccer- it's easy to get things tangled!"
--Will arguing for Tightie
Whities 6/17/01
Christine: Male
birth control would never work. You could never get a guy to take it.
Romel (talking about burgers
in a completely different conversation):
We'll take two! You eat one and I'll eat the other!
-- 6/14/01
Romel:
We were shopping, we could have been in the bathroom!
Christine:
You go shopping in the bathroom?
-- 6/13/01
Romel:
What the
hell are you doing wearing black?
Sbrian:
I always wear black! The question is, what the hell am I doing wearing
pants?"
-- 6/13/01
**Quotes from Sbrian, Romel, and Danita's housewarming Scrabble party, 6/7/01**
**"Your
team on average is drunk!"
-- Becky?
**Romel:
"Base belong to me!"
**Christine:
"Well tits belong to me!"
**Romel
and Danita's word: "Ream"
**Sbrian:
I'll drink to that!
**Sbrian:
"This can be perverted, depending on what you're into"
**Christine:
"Well now we have to to put it down!"
**Sbrian
and Christine's word: "Pee"
**Everyone:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Sbrian
and Christine's word: "Gizard"
**Everyone:
That's spelled wrong!
**Sbrian
and Christine: No it isn't! Shut up!
**"Cowtits"
Sbrian and Christine's word
** End of housewarming quotes **
"There's this
guy...well...do you know Moses?"
-- Sbrian, 6/5/01
"Milk me! ....WAIT!!!"
-- Christine, 6/5/01
"First night we
cook a meal and someone winds up in the ER."
-- Srian, 6/4/01
"Ben Kingsley is a
sexy beast!!!"
-- Romel, 6/2/01
"I'm going to hold
my stool."
-- Gina, 6/2/01
"How far ahead of
you are me?"
--Christine to Miz 5/29/01
"Friends don't let
friends give head"
--Anna Delgenio 5/28/01