Captain Jack Sparrow

  Jack Sparrow is the sort of pirate everyone imagines; handsome, witty and exceptionally funny. Though this is about as historically inaccurate as you could possibly be, it did not stop about half the female population of the world from falling in love with him when Disney released Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black
Pearl
in 2003 (the other half fell in love with Will Turner; well, boo
to them).

  Jack can be recognised by his tatty clothes, red bandanna, overly large hat, perhaps a bottle of rum in his hand, but most importantly, his absolutely gorgeous swagger. Even when he's standing still, he tends to sway a bit.

  Memorable Moments:

      "Yes ... But why's the rum gone?"

      "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."

                                    There are many, many more, too many to list, so I shall stop                             there.

In Conclusion: You gotta love him.


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