Name: F.Z. Haarmann
In the group, F.Z. is: The cute one.
F.Z. is proudest of: "Being the youngest fully licenced pilot in the country. I'm also proud of my jet."
F.Z. collects: Superhero childrens records
Fave movie: Fast Times At Ridgemont High
F.Z.'s motto: "Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory."
Fave color: Red
Fave author: Shakespeare
F.Z. & Girls:
Quote: "Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to repeal."
"F.Z." was a nickname decided on by a committee. Haarman's real first name, Fritz, was deemed "a little too Nazi for the demographic."
Thought by many to be the "pretty boy" of the group, Fritz has such a bad temper that interviews of any kind push him to a boiling point. It's gotten so bad that all interview questions need to be approved by the band first, and then an assistant has to read him the interview questions in private--often having to wear what's referred to as "The Interview Suit:" A red outfit made of crash-pad material, so Fritz can safely hit him with anything in the room.
When Fritz needs to let off some steam, he flies his jet to Seattle and beats the crap out of a retro-grunge band. Actually, just one specific band--one called "Nirvanamania."
Finally, he's been taking a testosterone reduction drug to keep himself in check--but this hasn't helped as much as you'd think.