here's a short piece of nonsense, featuring many of the women in Bobby's life, beating the crap out of each other...in hot fudge for some reason
Let’s see... first and foremost, Opal would end up drowning in the fudge 'cause of her pants holding her from moving well, and she would just be reduced to being stomped on for the rest of the match...
Movie Rogue would get creamed by 616 Rogue for an honest-to-god portrayal that she thought was unfair. Sorry Anna, but Marie is dead...
Next every one of them would gang up on Judy for being more of a *blank* than Opal...
Zelda would just sit back on the sidelines sippin' coffee...
Lev, Cloud, and Marge is and interesting fight...Being that the two cosmic forces are fighting each other, Lev would sit back and enjoy the show. Cloud would eventually take out Marge 'cause she's not very creative with her oblivion powers. Sorry, but Marge is down for the count...Lev suddenly shoots Cloud with a blast of heat, which turns Cloud into a man, and gives him a swift kick in jimmies...Cloud face down in hot fudge...
Lev turns to face Polaris, 616 Rogue, Meltdown, Infectia, and Cece in a face off, beating each other into submission. Cece is whining the whole time about how she wants to be a Dr. and nothing to do with Drake. Polaris uses some magnetic trick to crush her within her own forcefield. She then turns on Rogue, and tells her that they're not fighting for Gambit. 616 Rogue starts crying and runs away. Meltdown was just beat down somehow, I forgot about it since I was watching and waiting for the Polaris vs. Rogue part.
Polaris is weak and tired from fighting Cloud and Rogue; thinking she has just won, she turns just in time to have her hair lit on fire by Lev. She's beat into submission, forced face down into unconsciousness in the hot fudge. Lev is happy; she is the champion right?
Not so...
Zelda turns the hose on her. Her flame sizzles out, Zelda pours hot coffee in her face and starts giving her paper cuts with old bad poetry...
Lev, unfortunately, is beaten. Zelda declared winner. And Bobby just watches in amazement and wonder's why Anna Paquin is unconscious in the hot fudge....