~ Epilogue ~

Jubilation Lee, a.k.a. Jubilee, spent the better part of a month hiding from certain members of the X-Men teams. Computer privileges (concerning the few computers left intact in the mansion) were revoked. After another few months of chores, grovelling, and general apologetic behaviour, Logan eventually stopped threatening to "teach her a few life lessons": but he refused to buy her a new laptop.

Logan, a.k.a. Wolverine, as hinted above, went on a berserker rampage through the mansion, destroying every computer, and scrap of paper, in sight. After he had calmed down a bit, he realized that this was not the first (and probably far from the last) time someone had written a piece of homoerotic fiction about him. In the end he was just glad the Cajun had never found out about it; that would have been…awkward.

Robert Drake, a.k.a. The Iceman, had a very rough few days. After avoiding the general public, and certain members of the X-Men teams for several weeks, Bobby finally came to terms with all that had happened. He eventually decided that his sex appeal was just so great, he couldn't keep people from fantasizing about him: his status as a sex symbol was just something he was going to have to learn to live with. The fact he had been, very graphically, paired with both Wolverine and Gambit he simply blocked from his mind.

Dr. Henry McCoy, a.k.a. The Beast, tended to his friend as best he could over the next few weeks. Once he was certain Bobby would make a full recovery, he re-dedicated himself to his snack-related pursuits, and quickly made up for lost time in his Twinkie experiments. Hank as since lost most of the weight he gained.

Jean Grey Summers, a.k.a. Phoenix, and known to a select few web-savvy individuals as "Snickt", decided to retire from fan fiction. It had been an amusing way to pass the time, and she had developed quite a cult following in certain circles, but recent mansion events had made her wary of continuing her imaginative pursuits. That, and weaning her husband off his boy band addiction was currently consuming much of her free time.

The End