Challenge #1

Of Twinkies and Prank Wars: A Dialogue by Jesse

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Hank! Hank! What is it? What happened?"

"It is…the Twinkies, Robert…the Twinkies…"

"What about them?"

"They have been stuffed with broccoli sprouts."

"Broccoli?"

"And glazed with what appears to be some sort of low-fat soy spread."

"Soy spread?"

"Soy."

"All of them?"

"Every last one."

"… Can they be salvaged?"

"No."

"Bummer."

"Indeed."

"Um…why?"

"He left a note."

"Who left a note?"

"‘Hank, thanks for the pictures. I hope you like broccoli.’"

"…"

"…"

"Looks like we’re experiencing some fallout from Operation: Angel embarrassment."

"Indeed."

"Do you think—"

"I have not witnessed such heinous Twinkie destruction since The Great Snack Massacre of ’65."

"Oh yeah, heh, that time we switched Scott’s uniform with a smaller one—"

"—and he thought he had gained weight—"

"—and he panicked, thinking Jean wouldn’t find him attractive—"

"—and went on a rampage, destroying every bit of junk food he could find."

"It was kind of fun—"

"Never was I so horrified in my life, until that day, when I witnessed such destruction."

"Um…"

"Even the skies wept."

"It only kinda drizzled—"

"Warren will pay for this. He crossed the line."

"Um…"

"These poor Twinkies were innocents! He did not even give them a chance to fulfill their destinies…"

"Um…Hank?"

"Yes."

"I have some Twinkies."

"Do not toy with me, Robert, my sugar levels are dangerously low."

"I thought we’d run out, and I bought some. They’re in my car."

"… to the car then."

"To the car."

~the end