alt.religion.kibology
Jeremy Impson

I stand by all my indecisions. I stand by the indecision of all my weak willed self-doubting brothers and sisters. We are united by the three pillars of confusion, fear, and, uh, something else. An we MIGHT NOT BE OVERCOME!

Power.
-Jeremy Impson
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rrogoffSPAMBLASTED@ix.netcom.com said:
Wait a minute. Why do I know the name "david pacheco?"

dp- Mom?

It depends. Do you know it in an "I owe david pacheco money" way, or in a "david pacheco owes me money" kind of way? If the latter, that's someone else.
If you're Tom Robbins, I have nothing more to say to you. Stop sending me the drafts, I still think the title is stupid. If you are Nicole Kidman, I'm sorry, I've been meaning to call back, but it's just been chaotic. If you are Henry Kissinger, just remember the phrase "eighteen and a half minutes" and slink back from whence you came before I get South Korean on your lying, genocidal butt.
If you are Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm very sorry, but the decision is already made: you and at least half of N'Sync will be dead by the morning. It's karmic retribution, to balance the fact that Nanci Griffith has a new album. Something bad goes out, something good comes in. Please don't struggle against the ninjas: they only know how to make it *more* painful.
If you can think of any other reason you may know the name, please feel free to let me know: I've been trying to reconstruct four of the past eight years from newspaper clippings, assorted subpoenas and various tattoos. My memory is quite unreliable, unless Hunter S. Thompson and I actually *did* ride the Loch Ness monster through the New York subway system in '97.
If you are my publisher, I'm still working on the prologue. I'm up to 1,340 pages, but I think I've started to really hit my stride.
If I gave you one of those "REDEEMABLE FOR ONE (1) NIGHT OF PASSION WITH WORLD FAMOUS PERSONALITY DAVID PACHECO" coupons, forget it... those things expired years ago.
Also, if you are from American Express, I don't habla eenglish, seņor. You call back later, he no here right now. I theenk he move away. Very good okay thank you bye!

- david pacheco
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