"So here's the deal. I provide the jacket and you write the book and we split 50-50. Everybody wins! (Legal fees come out of your half.)"

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"Shocking!"- The Bufflehead Review

"Appaling!" "Apalling!" "Appalling!"- Shark Hunters Weekly

"Disgusting!"- The Worm Growers Digest

"I couldn't pick it up..."- The Lakov Intelligencer

"In this, his latest outing, Mr. Bufflehead has once again shown that intelligence, wit, charm and the lack of a totally inoffensive bodily aroma are no substitute for the ability to string words together in long, run on sentences that don't require the reader to ingest oxygen before plunging into them and never seem to go anywhere anyway."- Wm. F. Bukly (ret.)


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