Where Have All The Mages Gone? (to the tune of: well, I think you can guess...) Where have all the mages gone? Long time passing. Where have all the mages gone? Long time ago. Where have all the mages gone? Drained by vampires--every one! When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? Where have all the vampires gone? Long time passing. Where have all the vampires gone? Long time ago. Where have all the vampires gone? Staked by hunters--every one! When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? Where have all the hunters gone? Long time passing. Where have all the hunters gone? Long time ago. Where have all the hunters gone? Mauled by werewolves, every one. When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? Where have all the werewolves gone? [beat] [harmonize] Long time passing. Where have all the werewolves gone? Long time ago. Where have all the werewolves gone? Cured by mages, everyone. When will they ever learn? Oh, when they ever learn? thank you, thank you, don't applaud, just throw money... =================================================================== Baron Gideon Redoak , Keeper of the Sacred Doorknob of Idaho fraser@library.utoronto.ca Member: Circle of Dracula's Familiars, Canadian Chapter of the TSD Member: Gothic Society of Canada Member: Order of the Limping Leg (founded 1993 by Magnus) Assistant listowner: Nightstalkers@facteur.std.com ______________________________________________________________