Although Mitch had explained the mysteries of e-mail to him, Gideon still
was never quite certain why certain advertisers sent their... what was that
word again?  "Spam", yes.  Why they sent him their 'spam'.  The sex-site
ads he had learned to delete on site, with a 'tsk' of disgust.  Did the
credulous really believe that the internet was habituated by 18 year old
women named Crissy who wore black teddies and were just _dying_ for you to
visit their sites (please have a credit card ready)?

But this latest one, from some company and product he had never heard of...

"Joshua," he said to the tall, lean, sandy-haired man who had just entered
the study, "what is Viagra?"

Josh turned slightly pink, then grinned.  "Um," he said, studying the
ceiling in hopes of finding there a way to explain to his prudish hubby.
"It's, um, a new product, Gideon."

"I realize that," came the dry answer, "what is it reputed to do?"

"Er..." the pink was spreading.  "It... well, it allegedly strengthens your
sex drive, lover."

Raised eyebrows met this explanation.  "Oh?"

Feeling decidely hot and uncomfortable, Josh nodded.  "It's supposed to be
able to, er, get you up.  So to speak."

"Really.  Interesting.  I received two different e-mail ads for it tonight.
 One assumes they have no idea that they are sending this... spam to a
vampire."

"Of course not, Gideon."

"Or else they might be charged with necromancy."

Josh blinked.  "Necromancy?"  he asked.

"Yes.  Attempting to raise the dead."


Baron Gideon Redoak, redoak@interlog.com
"Immortality depends on how long mortals live upon this
earth, does it not?"  From _Gothos_, the computer game.
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