Things you would never hear Gundam Wing characters say


Heero

  • Does my butt look big in these pants?
  • Forget the colonies, I'm gonna go get me some chicks.
  • Sorry, I can't accept my mission, I'm watching Barney.
Duo

  • Black is so last season. Pink is the new black.
  • I'm not the God of Death, I'm the God of Love baby.
  • I wish I looked even vaguely masculine.
  • Maybe I should switch to decaf.
Wufei

  • I like fuzzy animals.
  • Can I be your love puppy.
  • I would like a triple cheese pizza with anchovies and mushrooms.
Trowa

  • I don't have a name, but you may call me Sister Louise-francheska-banana-fana-fo-freska The third..... and a half.
  • Please don't let the hair police get me.
  • Do these clown pants make me look fat.
Quatre

  • I am a rich spoiled brat weeeeee !!!
  • Eat a beaver, save a tree.
  • screw tea, bring on the hard liquer and the dancing women !!!
  • Ok guys, I admit it, I am as gay as posies in the spring time.