SNOW QUATRE AND THE FOUR PILOTS *lights softly illuminate the auditorium* Narrator: once upon a time ... in the land of fancy there was a prince.... Quatre; *appears on stage* Narrator: who's skin was as white as snow.... who's hair was as black....*looks at quatre* er..um...as blonde as the sun's rays...and who was the fairest prince in the land....well...his mother was not as nice...she was an evil queen....and was very envious of Quatre... Relena: *appears on stage and glares at Quatre* Narrator: well one day.....the queen's jelousy has become so overwellming that she highers an archerer... Heero: *appears on stage holding gun* Narrator: Er...um...Professional Assasin...to get rid of the fair prince. Queen: ::looking into mirror:: MIRROR MIRROR FROM THE MALL! WHO'S THE FAIREST ONE OF ALL?! Say Quatre and I'll shatter you... Mirror: ::shatters anyways because Relena's looking at it:: Queen: ::blinks:: Queen: You are to take him into the woods....there you will pick flowers...and while he is preoccupied...you kill him..... Heero: yes my Queen. Queen: :;takes out a black and pink box:: and as proof....I want you to put his heart in here..... Heero: 0_0 mission.....excepted Queen: Good.......*evil laugh* ---- Quatre: la -la -la ::picking flowers in his little world of innocense.:: Heero: ::watches him and slowly takes out a gun:: Quatre: ::turns and looks at Heero:: *gasp of suprise* Heero: *cold glare* Quatre: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!! Heero: do you actually think I would take orders from that !@#$% Quatre: ::blinks:: Heero: come with me... to the house of the dwarfs..there you'll be safe until we can figure a way out of this.... Quatre: okay... ::Heero and Quatre walk off together into the woods.:: Heero: ::opens the door to a small cottage;: Heero: let me introduce you to my friends Duo: I'm hyper dwarf Wufei: I'm grumpy dwarf Trowa: I'm quiet dwarf Heero: and I'm the very disgrunteled other dwarf Quatre: ::blinks in amazement:: Duo: so how long is he staying with us? ::to heero:; Heero: until I can figure a way out of this.... Quatre: well... I'll cook dinner for you guys....you can go wash up... Guys: okay... ::all GW boys except for quatre file out of the room:: ---- Queen: ::opens the box heero mailed to her:: Good...he gave me .....the heart New ( and blind)) Mirror: oh boy are you blind...can't you see? oh..the heart in your hand is made of gundanium alloy! Queen: GUNDANIUM ALLOY!? New Mirror: YES Queen: ::gets angry and throws the heart into the fire:: Queen: fine! I'll just have to do away with her myself ::takes out the magic orb used in Wizard of Oz from hammer space: I see she's with the dwarfs.... Mirror: so? Queen: I will disguise myself as his REAL mother and give him this apple. ::is holding a pear:: Mirror: oh boy! THAT'S A PEAR YOU DOLT! Queen: ::looks:: oh...well...this pear Mirror: ::sweat drop:: --- Duo: we're going off to work now... Heero: don't open the door for any strangers..... Wufei: and don't let that wicked queen in... Quatre: I won't ^_^ All: by prince Quatre Quatre: bye! --- Quatre: :;washing dishes;: Queen: ::in disguise:: Hi Quatre Quatre; Lady Helen? Queen: Yes... Your mother....here....::hands him a pear:: Quatre: ::looks at the pear hungrily:: Queen:: The dwarfs might not be feeding you well...so I gave you this.... Heero: ::knowing quatre would never listen to what he said about no talking to strangers peeks out from a nearby closet:: Quatre: ::is about to eat it:: Heero: ;:aims...:: :;And he shoots it out of quatre's hand:: Queen: ::disguise falls off:: ACK!!!!! I GOT HIT! ;:dies:: Quatre: ::accidently gets dish water on Relena...:: Relena; ;:melts;: Quatre; 0_0 Narrator: and that is how the queen really died.... Trowa; ::joins the narrator on stage: alas....nothing more....can be said....ding dong....the.....***** is dead.... THE END