What if... What if Treize was a drag queen? What if the Gundam Deathscythe used a big pink teddy bear instead of his scythe? What if Wufei had an obsession with Pee Wee Herman? What if heero and Duo hosted Wayne's World? What if Gundams were made out of potatoes instead of Gundanium? What if instead of Big robots, the Gundams were big fluffy bunnies? What if Heero tried to kill Relena with a glue gun? What if Endless Waltz was called Endless Disco, Endless Square Dance or Endless Polka? What if Wufei was high throughout the entire series? What if the Gundam pilots wore tight, skimpy sailor uniforms? What if the gundams started to dance the macarena in the middle of a fight? What if Heero's name was really Egbert?